Recent reviews by swiftwind501

I am stuck in the poolrooms, Melpert help

Very cute, very silly
Looking forward to all the full release content!

Putting up a review just for the Steam Awards badge, but this game deserved to have the Labor of Love nomination last year, instead of a certain game about grand larceny in the Wild West... or the one about cyborgs the year before that...

Like everyone says, the story is awful. While Strand is fun, this is another stupid paywall just like Beyond Light is for Stasis. Still more value than OW2 PvE, though.

Exoprimal is full of dumb fun that's not terrible, but the gameplay loop leaves something to be desired. Balance can be addressed after official launch, yet without the customization features that were intentionally excluded, you can see how barebones the game feels. Think Anthem but it plays like Gambit from Destiny 2 and has a handful more modes to enjoy, just without the (somewhat pointless in retrospect) jetpack flight. Whereas Anthem played more like Mass Effect, Exoprimal plays not much different from an arcade-style horde shooter, which isn't to criticize but to point out that it draws a certain niche, so it may be a hard sell to most people. Regardless, I hope this is just a piece of the full package, because there definitely needs to be more matchmaking modes if the only one in the beta is like a truncated shuffle playlist.

Funny spin meme guy with a mushroom mascot sold this to me

You're not One Punch Man, but at least everyone gets your name wrong/gives you a nickname.

TAKE

CONTROL

Worked my way up the ranks to move into the best worker housing, only to flee the country with my family the day before my audit. 10/10 would go broke for shoddy forgeries again

I can no longer defend the state of this game and its contents wherein as soft-locked campaign missions do not inspire confidence. Sony's buyout is really showing its faults now that Bungie's original QA team is gone. This is a huge travesty on all accounts for an expansion launch; even Edge of Fate was nowhere near this buggy, and they had implemented several traversal-focused abilities just for Kepler.