Hello survivor,

I've been stuck on this planet for over 98 days now - my beard is long and mustache curly - , but now I can finally escape its tentacle-like grasp. No more salt water, no more eating marblemelons 24/7 and salted fish. I can't wait to try out Alterra classic hamburger once again!

As for you... Well, you're going to have to grow and eat those sweet marblemelons I've left for you in the capsule (hope the seeds don't spoil by the time your read this message). Just make sure not to eat them before bed - it'll save you 8 trips to the bathroom.

Speaking of bathrooms, oh how I miss the warmth of the bidet stream running down my...oh sorry...Anyway...Good luck!

Stay alive,
Swansonhart

This is the text from my time capsule. If you find it in the game, give me a heads-up! Enjoy those marblemelons.