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Hillary Clinton blows her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ head off at the end of this game it’s SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BASED

I am taking the hugest, greasiest ♥♥♥♥ of my life right now and I thought to myself “this reminds me of Half-Life Source!” Just kidding of course, this game is somehow 85 trillion times worse than this bowel-rupturing disaster I’m blasting into the toilet right now.

“Wavedash Games”, jesus ♥♥♥♥♥♥ christ man

how the ♥♥♥♥ are they gonna call this new game counter-strike 2 when this is like the fourth one? They aren’t kidding when they say gaben can’t count. Maybe put the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ double stack down and pick up a calculator bro

I got to the 9 hour long Xen segment and stopped playing out of boredom, decided to pick it back up again and the game literally doesn’t open anymore, I don’t know wtf is wrong with it. Half-Life 1 is better in every conceivable way

Gotta give this a -15 trillion out of ten

Fallout Shelter is a deeply engaging and addictive simulation and resource management game that really does capture much of the charm of the main series titles. It’s a great idle game too, I sunk a disproportionate amount of time in this between the PC and console versions. I wish there was some kind of cross save feature because it wouldve been great to have all my stuff transfer. The game has a lot of really hectic moments that can be equal parts frustrating and fun. I think Fallout Shelter has always been kind of slept on in comparison to a lot of the other games in this series and it’s kind of a shame because it’s really good in its own right.

FISHING PLANET!!!!!! WOOOOOOO YEAH!!!!!! THIS GAME IS FRICKIN ***BADASS***

This is a game where you get the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ BOYS together crack open a couple frosty cold ones and go to town on those ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fish. Best played at the asscrack of dawn to perfectly simulate the fisherman’s experience. Terrible, terrible, terrible game. Play halo instead

Star Wars: Republic Commando is at the bare minimum a 12 out of 10, maybe even a 15 out of 10. imagine if the Star Wars prequels were actually cool and not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that’s what republic commando is like, play this immediately

isn’t it funny how like square made this cult thing into hugely successful franchise by giving a character hyperdetailed thighs and a huge ass

Nier 1 has a better story
MAD

I got this for Duke Nukem and the game contained Duke Nukem and it was fun to play as Duke Nukem. Before this game came out I thought it felt kind of like a Duke Nukem game so when they put Duke Nukem in the game I said “wow cool it’s Duke Nukem” and then proceeded to buy it so I could play as Duke Nukem. I never beat it despite it starring Duke Nukem.