What is the Grarbenikzo, you may ask? Simple, it is the essence of the central forces working within, without. Within the bean cannery, to be precise. Perhaps the more pertinent question is: what is the bean factory and how can it be stopped? There are no easy answers, we're afraid, which is why straw hats will continue to exist until the end of time. The greater bean factor is a complex and obtuse thing. It can lead to wondrous things, such as refried black beans, woolen caps, and anally-expelled flatus. It can also influence the body into doing terrible things; as murder, rape, and torture. It is clear that the noodle cannery has capacity for all these, but it is a yinzek bor folla tak non ik boltog foggo lop. Winzektarusnanek un fir top hufln erpad g'wine da make some money. Giddy giggy diggob bitty, wonol-ky fir, oblokolopodapadapa, builid di-kir. Yin tek bol gen hud nugo bolon.