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I refuse to quit this game because I am not skilled. It took me 65 retries and over half an hour (in one go, I did multiple tries) to kill Gabriel, the final boss of Act I.

I had a hell of a time getting my ass kicked, because when you finally kick back, you kick back HARD.

Buy this game.

BTW this was on the hardest first-playthrough difficulty, not some games-journalist-tier difficulty. Be a man, grow a pair, be racist.

Lets put things in perspective:

In the span that it took 343 to make Halo Infinite, Bungie made the OG Halo Trilogy (1,2,3), all commercial and critical successes that took the industry by storm. In the time since Halo Infinite has released, we have gotten 1 new map, whereas Bungie released 3 map packs (9 maps) for Halo 3, as well as Halo 3 ODST, a completely new game, that was also a commercial success. In comparison, a campaign expansion for Halo Infinite is not on course to come out until 2025.

Furthermore, Halo 3 came out at launch with: More multiplayer maps, a bigger sandbox, Forge, Co-Op, and more.

It has taken 343 to remake Halo CE, over 6 years, with a bigger studio, more money, more institutional support, as well as over a decade of knowledge passed on by Bungie on what to and what not to do.

Halo 4 and 5 are not halo games, and if looked at through the lens of non-halo games, they are bad games and are only known about because of the Halo brand.

Why did this happen?

Well, I have the sneaking feeling that women and minorities are too blame, as OG Bungie was overwhelmingly straight white and male. Post-Gamergate, all AAA gaming studios are Globohomo think tanks that pump out poison to indoctrinate gamers. This is reflected in how the chat system works.

Nobody talks in this game (outside of competetive tryhards). Nobody uses their mic, and nobody uses the ingame text-chat. Why? Because every word used by gamers for the past 40 years is banned, bleeped, and reported. As such this game caters to a demographic of people who hate videogames, namely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, furries, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, jews, and any assortment of nonwhite. Traditional gamers don't play this game, because there's no fun to be had.

The campaign, I do like. But is it worth 60 dollars and supporting the studio that made the Halo lore incomprehensible stupid autistic gibberish, who is polluting one of the all time game series to appeal to the non-gamer demographic?

This is what we deserve for fighting the Germans. I hope God's punishment on us is swift, and that our suffering is shorter than what 343 has done already to us.

I bought this game at launch and was the first time I ever tried to refund a game on steam.

I never buy games at launch anymore because of this game.

Its been three years since I last played it, and I look back on this cancer of a game in my library and just think, what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ waste.

Don't recommend. You're money is better spent on prostitutes with questionable hygiene.

Great game. Watch Mandalore Gaming's review. Spot on. Need sequel.

Xen in 5120x1440p at 120 FPS with sennheiser headset and MAX GRAPHIX is just unfathomably artful.

This game is beautiful, fun to boot, and a great update in every way to the original.

11/10 would recommend you buy.

Im just waiting for Halo 3 to be on PC. Reach is ok. Halo 1-odst are the best.

I played this game over the course of 5 days. Making sure to play it on hard. I did a lot of research in to the philosophy of BioShock. The Free Markets, the Will to Power, Freedom, Slavery, the themes, all of it.

I spent the entire game learning about how people left to their own devises will inevitably succumb to their primal instincts once an addictive substance is introduced in to society. This compounded with genetically splicing yourself, changing the very essence of WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A HUMAN, A MAN, A FREE MAN, I was treated to the most amazing gameplay I have ever experienced in an FPS.

Despite coming out in 2007, this game holds up remarkably well. The graphics are passable, but the core gameplay will make you stay till the end.

However, back to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with your genetics. After fighting through the whole game, and learning that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with your genetic code is a big ass nono, you are treated to a game ending where the little sisters I saved married black men.

Way to pull a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 180 BioShock. You tell me for the entire game that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with your genes is bad, and then I'm rewarded with my progeny doing just that? BY RACE MIXING???

So, what does this game tell me?

First of all, all girls are sluts regardless of age.

Secondly, women must never be allowed to think for themselves, as one of the supporting characters, Tenennbaum, created the addictive substance that caused all of AnCapistan to fall.

Moral of BioShock: Never trust women. Ever.

0/10 you are rewarded with race mixing sluts if you're a good goy and save them, otherwise the world gets nuked if you don't (Jewish ultimate goal after global banking fails). Would not recommend.

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SHAZBOT

bad gayme -10000/your mom would not buy again.

Only sidescrolling puzzle game I ever bothered to finish. Makes you cry. However, the trailer I had seen lied. You don't get to play as george in the game, and it feels like he was cut out since there is only one mention of him in the entire game and was featured in previous trailers. Was disapointed. Other than that, it had a somewhat decent soundtrack. The best song was George's theme, which again, is not in the game, and is instead on youtube. I also don't like how the germans are once again the bad guys. ugh. Guess that's what we get from a french studio.

without the disapointments of false advertising, 8/10. With the disapointments, 6.5/10