☣ Alex The Mate ☢
Alex The Big Weiner   Chicago, Illinois, United States
Level
119
Years of Service
650 XP
 
 
A man chooses, a simp obeys
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Profile Awards  2
Badges  193
Games  1,283
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Screenshots  46
Reviews  40
Artwork  5
Groups  139
Pyrocynical
36,316 Members
Buck Nasty Surf Maps
925 Members
LowLagFrag
14,126 Members
Friends  173
194
lunar
Offline
135
ruoh
In-Game
Call of Duty®
132
Cash Banooca
Online
120
concole_ ❤️pick me plz
In-Game
Hunt: Showdown 1896
105
1 Guy 1 Jar
Online
96
Shrub
In-Game
Rust
I like crack
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Halo 3: Odst
+ 1
Game Collector
1,283
Games Owned
741
DLC Owned
40
Reviews
234
Wishlisted
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Rarest Achievement Showcase
+6,954
6,960
Achievements
7
Perfect Games
33%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Badge Collector
193
Total Badges Earned
642
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Favorite Game
Team Fortress 2
2,233
Hours played
406
Achievements
Teufort Triggermann
300 XP
Achievement Progress   406 of 520
+401
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Hunt: Showdown 1896
37 Hours played
Bang bang skeet skeet
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DOOM Eternal
+ 42
Awards Showcase
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x1
2
Awards Received
11
Awards Given
Recent Activity
15.9 hours past 2 weeks
16.2 hrs on record
last played on Oct 28
SILENT HILL 2
Achievement Progress   16 of 43
+11
114 hrs on record
last played on Oct 23
THE FINALS
Achievement Progress   33 of 50
+28
3.6 hrs on record
last played on Oct 22
The Dark Pictures Anthology: Little Hope
Achievement Progress   3 of 30
Comments
1 Guy 1 Jar Aug 13 @ 3:46pm 
+rep I still have wet dreams about you
Penguin Mafia Jan 21 @ 5:36pm 
+rep although didn't send toe pics that were promised
Penguin Mafia Oct 25, 2023 @ 12:56am 
Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate gaming laptops.
Penguin Mafia Oct 4, 2023 @ 12:15am 
+ smells
Penguin Mafia Sep 28, 2023 @ 10:45pm 
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
Shrub Jun 23, 2022 @ 10:08pm 
+rep scammed me