☣ Alex The Mate ☢
Alex The Big Weiner   Chicago, Illinois, United States
Level
119
Years of Service
650 XP
 
 
A man chooses, a simp obeys
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Badges  193
Games  1,252
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Screenshots  46
Reviews  40
Artwork  5
Groups  142
Pyrocynical
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Buck Nasty Surf Maps
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LowLagFrag
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ruoh
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Cash Banooca
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116
concole_ ❤️pick me plz
Online
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1 Guy 1 Jar
Online
96
Shrub
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85
Minatozaki Sana
Online
I like crack
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Halo 3: Odst
+ 1
Game Collector
1,252
Games Owned
704
DLC Owned
40
Reviews
209
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7
Perfect Games
33%
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193
Total Badges Earned
593
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Team Fortress 2
2,230
Hours played
406
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Teufort Triggermann
300 XP
Achievement Progress   406 of 520
+401
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Hunt: Showdown
37 Hours played
Bang bang skeet skeet
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DOOM Eternal
+ 42
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1
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11
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Recent Activity
37.6 hours past 2 weeks
6.9 hrs on record
last played on May 26
Guacamelee! 2
Achievement Progress   9 of 49
+4
0.4 hrs on record
last played on May 25
Hi-Fi RUSH
Achievement Progress   0 of 71
6.4 hrs on record
last played on May 25
HYPERCHARGE: Unboxed
Achievement Progress   9 of 20
+4
Comments
Penguin Mafia Jan 21 @ 5:36pm 
+rep although didn't send toe pics that were promised
Penguin Mafia Oct 25, 2023 @ 12:56am 
Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate gaming laptops.
Penguin Mafia Oct 4, 2023 @ 12:15am 
+ smells
Penguin Mafia Sep 28, 2023 @ 10:45pm 
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
Shrub Jun 23, 2022 @ 10:08pm 
+rep scammed me
Shrub Jun 15, 2022 @ 10:57pm 
Im gonna morb