☣ Alex The Mate ☢
Alex The Big Weiner   Chicago, Illinois, United States
 
 
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under section 34 of Secure Credits and Taxes act, the president can induce artificial inflation and if the inflation gets high enough, technically Trump can declare emergency powers and not leave the office, google "Trump SCAT inflation rule 34" for more info
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Penguin Mafia 28 септ. 2023 в 22:45 
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Shrub 23 юни 2022 в 22:08 
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