Recent reviews by Sgt Stacker

Run around and do stuff until something terrible happens to you and you load an earlier save. If you liked SoC, you'll like this.

The stunning conclusion to the Half-Life Saga

What the actual ♥♥♥♥? I could have filled out a job application in the half an hour it took to beat this... I'm very ashamed of myself for playing this start to finish, and it has caused me to spiral down into an existiental crisis.

There are very loud sounds of dudes making airplane noises on the main menu
10/10

Gman gets butthurt because the Vortigaunts ****block him. The vorts rescue Gordon & Alyx from the Citadel. Then they go back into the Citadel because the stupid core is being stupid. Then they leave through a train that turns out to be filled with underweight screaming people. Then they go to car tunnels where the zombies like hang out and smoke. Then they get to the surface and fight the combs and the rest is history

Frankly, I have no idea how to properly play this, I just randomly click on stuff until I win. But hey, come for the free TF2 items, stay for the entertaining dialogue! This game is very good

In the Mountain Bike: Rubber Band you do the same stuff as in the original Mountain Bike but Rubber Band adds on to that experience and is much more polished. You ride mountain bikes with extra efficiency and the game is just as good if not better than the original Mountain Bike.

You get to play as the bad guys who are hellbent on killing that orange nerd with a crowbar but this time you aren't going around shooting civilians.

Brave Sir Knights kill other Brave Sir Knights in large battles. This is pretty fun.

I get to be a firecaster that also uses a big giant sword to cut people up rough while burning them to a fine crisp. This is fun.