How to Survive the Robot Revolution

Remember, robots are smarter than you and always will be. If one decides you have no reason to exist, remember to:

1 - Run

2 - Discard any electronics on your person (cellphones, ipod) to prevent the machines zeroing in on your location. This can be accomplished by presenting said electronics to the nearest bystander free of charge and repeating step 1.

3 - Buy a dog. He will bark and attract attention to your dismemberment, provide a oriental snack or attract any heat seeking missiles you may come across.

4 - Learn to speak Binary. Here are some usefull phrases:

01101000011001010- Hello
01000100011011110- Dont Shoot! (DO NOT forget the last zero)
01011001011011000- You may have just one kidney.

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