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1 person found this review helpful
2.8 hrs on record
It's decent but devs need to properly advertise that this is phase 1 of release and "simulator mode" is on it's way. Sure "devs already announced it" fine but not loud enough, there needs to be a primary focus on the fact that this is a "story mode" release and that a more simulator/freeplay oriented mode IS on the way, there would be far fewer negative reviews right now if they were louder about this from the get go. I'm talking bold font first paragraph of store page clarity not just an announcement, 50% of your target demo is browsing their recommendation queue not checking your announcements. The simulator angle should have been the bread and butter of the entire release-day marketing campaign with or without a story mode release.

Only half way or so through the story but I've caught only one actual bug (centrifuge tubes clip occasionally) and while the setting is a definitely edgy I'm satisfied with it for what it is, assuming there's a decent "simulator" mode on the way and I'm not gonna be charged again for it. Could've done better with removal of organs though, the human body isn't made of legos.


Tldr; Biggest flaw isn't gameplay or story it's a failure to properly optimize/prioritize marketing. The game is promising and has a great framework to build on from here, just know that you're buying a linear story-driven game until "simulator mode" is available.


Protip to devs: don't pull a Payday 3 with DLC or it'll be your game on the dissection table
Posted June 7. Last edited June 7.
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73.1 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
You will buy the game, and you will be happy

PS: Negative reviews from the kind whose party invitations get lost in the mail. The eternal neckbeard stays mad eternally
Posted December 4, 2023. Last edited December 5, 2023.
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69.5 hrs on record (10.4 hrs at review time)
Big Good, Many Funs
Posted May 18, 2023.
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30.0 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
Just buy it and dont suck
Posted May 8, 2023.
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495.3 hrs on record (479.1 hrs at review time)
Just finished optimizing 100gb of mods, see ya'll in a month
Posted May 4, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
55.1 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
10/10 Would eat again
Posted May 3, 2023.
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131.8 hrs on record
10/10 Would mount skulls again
Posted May 2, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
87.6 hrs on record (77.0 hrs at review time)
The GOAT, 6/5 stars
Posted October 23, 2022.
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334.2 hrs on record (165.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Awesome, plain and simple
Posted April 25, 2022.
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75.4 hrs on record (65.9 hrs at review time)
Excellent
Posted April 9, 2022.
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