Recent reviews by frkl;

game is ridiculously easy, too many mind numbing slow moments, no survivor horror when you can go through 99% of the game with just your unbreakable baton as enemies wait their turn to hit you

some minor but noticeable plot holes that can't be overlooked (eg. how the ♥♥♥♥ did elias collapse all the way over there)

and if you say the game is too hard have you tried patiently waiting to use your overpowered infinite dodge? it's so easy to dodge even by accident

final transmission is cool in the latter half but suffers from the same problems
riot mode is cool until it gets old in 10 minutes

overall it's immersive in atmosphere but the gameplay design is so atrocious

official sexing minigame with pals and it's a 10/10 perfect game

it costs 550 to get to rend but item shipping is free 0/10

definitely up there on my top 10 favorite adam sandler movies

really makes you feel like final fantasy

fire the idiot who created the gambler 8 challenge

i dont have 3 friends who want to spend $40

0/10

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i couldv saved rebecca

more shoot pleases monkey brain