Last 🌜 October, 🐙 I 💰 suffered a car 🏎 accident 😎🌂 which 🤔 put 🙋🏼 me 🤣🤣 into 🤓 a coma, and after 😌 what 😦 felt 😨 like 💖 a blink, ❌ I 🙋 finally 🙌 woke 💯 up 📷 this week, ❗ just 🎅 in 🕕 time 🕛🕛 for 🈺 summer. 🗿 At this time 🕒🕘 of writing, 📝 I'm 💰 preparing 😷 to return ↪️ home, 👪👪👪 just 😾 waiting 🚏🔛 for 🤙 the doctor's approval. 👏 I 👁️ can't 💔 help 😰😩😫😖 but 🍎 feel 😜 a rush 🏃 of excitement. While 👱💯 I 👁️ was in 🐴🌿 the coma, I 👈 dreamt of playing 🎮 Ringmaster, and exploring the broken 💔 builds, theorycrafting which 👏 items and what ❓ position 🧭 he'd go 🏃 in... 📥👸 the first 🥇 thing 🪐 on 🤠 my 😊😊 mind 🤯🤯 is diving back 😔 into 🚟👉 Dota and seeing 👀 the Ringmaster intro as I 😊😊😊 boot 👢 up 📈 the game. ♥

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Spatula

Hey everyone,

I’m a archon 3 venge mid only main in SEA server. I go venge mid every game and rush khanda.

Every time I go to a bar, party, or any social event in general, I try my best to avoid telling people what I do. Every time I tell women I’m a venge mid rush khanda they start hitting on me.

Last week I went to a friend’s birthday party. Told his sister I was a venge mid rush khanda. She kept asking me to “magic missile her” and “to swap her husband” in a flirtatious manner.

This is a reoccurring problem. It’s gotten so bad that I tell women “I mid sniper khanda rush” so they will stop hitting on me all the time.

Any advice on how to stop attracting so many women as venge mid rush khanda?

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small dancin’ out of tune
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