My name is Colin, and I am the most enthusiastic programmer alive. When I was a child I saw something impossible. 1's and 0's became the future. Then an accident made me the impossible. To the outside world I am an ordinary software developer, but secretly I use my skills to crack and fight crime against others like me. And one day, I'll find the key to stopping that crime and get justice against copy-paste "coders" that are ruining the software development industry. I am a real programmer!