Recent reviews by alejo99pc

This is one of the funniest games ever made.

A friend told me this game's story is really good. I wouldn't know, I've skipped every single cutscene and dialogue.

I got banned from chat because I'm a one trick Lucio who doesn't switch this is discrimination against Brazilians

It has a lot of potential, but the online is god awful

Finally, a way for Persona 5 fans to play an actually good game!

DMC3 is one of the greatest action games of all time, but this port is terrible. Get DMC Collection instead, or get this game on Nintendo Switch if you have it, it's the best port of this masterpiece.

"Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne would never take advantage of our innate gullibility." - Me, seconds before the tutorial enemy gets two crits in a row and kills me before I have a chance to move a single time.
Thank you Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne

I wholeheartedly recommend this game based on its charm alone, and though I'm not generally a fan of deck building games, I quite enjoy it here. The haggling with card based gameplay is surprisingly fun and addictive. This game also feels in some ways like a spiritual successor to Recettear, a game I also love, with social elements similar to the Persona series. It's just a great game all around.

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

*Proceeds to spam the same bomb coin for the rest of the match*

The closest I'll ever get to going outside and having friends