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2 people found this review helpful
12.1 hrs on record (10.6 hrs at review time)
There is a lot to think about when it comes to Payday 3. I am just going to sumup the pros and cons

Pros:
-Better Graphics than Payday 2
-Many quality of life changes in comparison to Payday 2 (unlimeted Zipties, closable doors, etc.)
-Good sound quality

Cons:
-Game feels unfinished
-To high of a price for a game that feels unfinished
-Paid DLCs to finish the story/finish the game
-Progression system that is too oriented on a grind mindest
-Story feels hollow (like there is nothing that draws me to it)
-Heists lack the feeling of replayability
-Constant online conection needed
-Third party account needed
-There are games with insanely better graphics on the market by now

Conclusion:
I don´t know if they can fix this sinking ship, but part of me hopes they do since I love the Payday series. At the moment I can´t really recomend buying Payday 3, since it feels like a cash grab from the devs. If you want a good Payday game then go back to Payday 2.

Tldr: Payday 3 meh. Payday 2 better.
Posted February 25. Last edited February 25.
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15.8 hrs on record (10.5 hrs at review time)
Title promises not too much.
You are in for a huge ride on a rollercoster of frustration and hard thinking.
Is quite a lot of fun if you get a hang of it. It is a game that must be a bit harder to fully enjoy it in all aspects which are offered.
Posted July 1, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
It is a good refund.
Played the first one and must say it didn't improve compared to it.
Posted December 24, 2018.
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576.9 hrs on record (561.5 hrs at review time)
The game is in fact an a+ title.
And I "REALY" like the pc-culture around the game! I mean isn´t it fun to get banned for saying racoon, because it picks up ♥♥♥♥ as a slur. Also from now on you will get banned after mostly accidently killing your teamates, because corner peeking mostly ends up shooting eachother. And let´s not forget the good buffs and nerfs that "DON´T" break the game. Ubisoft also has a hard time fixing bugs and glitches which do the enemy a good olf favour. They simply don´t listen to their fans and love to make a mature rated title more family friendly.
AND LET`S NOT FORGET OUR FAVOURITE PLAYERS! The Hackers. Ubisoft has a good example of how not to do an anti cheat software. It simply cannot detect cheaters. I had countless games against wallhackers, aimhackers and speedboters, and Battleeye did nothing.

To sum it up you can simply say that it was a good game in the begining (I joined in year 1 season 3) and evolved to a crap ♥♥♥♥ of pc-culture, bugs, hackers and smurfers. I enjoy the game sometimes but else I realy can´t play more like two games before I start to get too salty and smashing my kyeboard at wall.
I would say Ubi hired good old SJWs to "FIX" the game in the end what resulted in me hating it more and more each progressing day.
Posted September 19, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1,208.2 hrs on record (725.5 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
This game is so funny that it should be called counter strike global hacking or counter strike global smurfing!
Had and have a lot of fun playing this game against only headshot players and guys with an x ray scanner in their eyes.
I would recommend it to every one who loves to get a virtual bullet to the face by a little boy from russia who calls himself the global elite.
Also if you love little russian kids who swear a lot you can learn the whole russian language you need to survive a single day in the town owned by the holy Putin and little kids around the age of probably 8 tell you how the sex with your mother was.
Thank you valve for such a great game and the nicest game of the whole steam community.
Hugs and kisses your Derpy.
Posted June 17, 2016. Last edited June 17, 2016.
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