cavernous pebble astronomical is a video game about seldom sober dwarves working for a capitalist company of the same name where they partake in missions such as:
- escorting a sentient bulldozer equipped with a big ♥♥♥♥ off drill unaware of its impending doom
- fighting insect behemoths that deal big damage
- mining peacefully before getting swarmed to ♥♥♥♥ by like 200 bugs or something idk
- basically roleplay as an american on foreign soil extracting oil from said soil
- fighting a rival robot company's ungodly machines to ♥♥♥♥ them over
- unironically partake in cleaning a meteorite-borne disease off the planet
and so much more
there's a lot of silly ♥♥♥♥ and all dlc is cosmetic ONLY and even then there's a ton of cosmetics in the game without the dlc (we're talking several times all dlc combined)
best played with the homies or people from eastern europe and/or the balkans with kb/s internet


Edit: send help, i have been trapped in the mines and i cannot escape
rock and stone
yeah