MayaWowzers
canadian geography nerd ♪♫   Port Elizabeth, Grenadines, St. Vincent & the Grenadines
 
 
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Quick FAQ:

Q: You're a moron.
A: That's not a question...

Q: Are you ♥♥♥?
A: Who isn't?

Q: I hate you.
A: Again, not a question.

Q: Die.
A: Working on it.

Q: *Cough cough*
A: Have you gone to a doctor yet?

Q: Why do you have so many hentai games?
A: Animu tiddy.

Q: Would you like to buy drugs?
A: I have no money to buy drugs with.

Q: ACHOO!!
A: Bless you.

Q: 69
A: Nice.

Q: Why do you have so many friends but only talk to few of them?
A: I collect friends.

Q: Who are you?
A: Good question.

Q: Why are you in my home?
A: Another terrific question.

Q: Are you going to kill me?
A: Depends.

Q: Are you really from *insert country or territory here*?
A: I'm legally not allowed to answer this question.

Q: Why are you running?
A: [REDACTED]

Q: Why are you & your friends degenerates with 13 collective brain cells?
A: Let's just say we're special...

Q: How much money have you even spent during your many years on steam?
A: Too much...

Q: ♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥!
A: I'm tempted.

That is all. Good bye.
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Motivation - Sum 41
What's the difference of never knowing at all
When every step I take is always too small?
Maybe it's just something I can't admit
But lately, I feel like I don't give a ♥♥♥♥

Motivation's such an aggravation
Accusations, don't know how to take them
Inspiration's getting hard to fake it
Concentration, never hard to break it
Situation never what you want it to be

What's the point of never making mistakes?
Self-indulgence, such a hard habit to break
It's all just a waste of time in the end
Don't care, so why should I even pretend?

Motivation's such an aggravation
Accusations, don't know how to take them
Inspiration's getting hard to fake it
Concentration, never hard to break it
Situation never what you wanted

Nothing's new (Everything's the same)
Keeps on draggin' me down (It's getting kind of lame)
Falling further behind (There's nothing to explain)
No matter what you say, nothing's gonna change my mind

Can't depend on doubt until the end
It seems like leaving friends has become this year's trend
And though I can't pretend, afraid to be this way
It's not the same, but who's to blame for all those stupid things I never said?

Motivation's such an aggravation
Accusations, don't know how to take them
Inspiration's getting hard to fake it
Concentration, never hard to break it
Motivation's such an aggravation
Accusations, don't know how to take them
Inspiration's getting hard to fake it
Concentration, situation never what you want it to be
Never what you want it to be
Never what you want it to be
Idea/Intent - The Beths
Sometimes it's dark in my head
Sometimes I give up the light for the monsters under my bed
And they feast on my thoughts
And they're well fed
Communication is hell
Get tired of checking the mail, tired of checking myself
You bet I'll be in the ring when you ring the bell

But if I let it out (Let it out)
Vibrations in the throat can convey more than just sound (Sound)
It's the idea (Idea)
That'll cut you up and cut you down
(Cut you up and cut you down)
But if I let it out (Let it out)
It's not just you versus the verbs and the nouns
It's the intent (Intent)
That'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up now
It'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up again and again

Sometimes the silence is fun
Sometimes the words taste sweeter on the tip of my tongue
They beat the bitter of war
Where nobody won
We were just casualties
In this casual fight, given up so casually
Sometimes there isn't the time or the energy

But if I let it out (Let it out)
Vibrations in the throat can convey more than just sound (Sound)
It's the idea (Idea)
That'll cut you up and cut you down
(Cut you up and cut you down)
But if I let it out (Let it out)
It's not just you versus the verbs and the nouns
It's the intent (Intent)
That'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up now
It'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up again and again

But if I let it out (Let it out)
Vibrations in the throat can convey more than just sound (Sound)
It's the idea (Idea)
That'll cut you up and cut you down
(Cut you up and cut you down)
But if I let it out (Let it out)
It's not just you versus the verbs and the nouns
It's the intent (Intent)
That'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up now
It'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up again and again
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NikkiWowzers 16 jam yang lalu 
Freaky ass comment section hun, love ya <3 :seriousboss:
MayaWowzers 22 Sep @ 1:45pm 
u go gurl
lil heart 22 Sep @ 12:07pm 
i have a knife and no one can stop me
lil heart 19 Sep @ 5:43pm 
I'll keep him on a dog leash and cuffed
MayaWowzers 17 Sep @ 6:30pm 
yeah but youll have to seek him out, hes too popular
lil heart 17 Sep @ 5:17pm 
do u think i can find a good man with lushious boyish hips in cs2 casual