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Recent reviews by >//: Noclipper

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207.2 hrs on record (144.8 hrs at review time)
I talked to a ram and im losing it
Posted April 15.
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141.3 hrs on record (14.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
10/10 from a 400+ hours grounded player (rookie numbers ik)

Suggestions:
> I think it would be better if you can select the omni-tool's mode and does not automatically select it for you (or is it just me)
> Can you make some cockroaches fly? :>

Also:
> Never in my 400+ hours of playing grounded i have ever imagined that end-of-story (kinda) boss
> I love pissing Someone off
> My trusty stead may you run fast and true
> yippie grind szn
> crazy pete lore (my goat)
Posted July 31, 2025.
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123.3 hrs on record (93.0 hrs at review time)
SONY CONQUERED. CYBERSTAN NEXT.
Posted May 4, 2024. Last edited May 6, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
433.6 hrs on record (369.8 hrs at review time)
BORN TO INHERIT THE STARS, WE ARE.
Posted April 26, 2024.
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20.5 hrs on record (20.4 hrs at review time)
Just finished the storyline, and yall just ruined my friday night sobbing, highly recommend if u like remy and emotional damage
Posted November 11, 2022.
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442.8 hrs on record (435.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
bro spoilers (i think so)
u are smol and getting chased by the force of nature. I like the game because;

1.) First of all, you can commit several war crimes by stealing ant babies to make bombs and wage war with the ants by bombing the ants.
2.) Annoying mosquito ppl that chases u for countless inches.
3.) Treasure hunts!
4.) literally my childhood imagination
5.) A literal Antbully simulator
6.) Secret and Mysterious labs just like the forest
7.) Has lots of content and adventure
8.) You can spend 10 hours of base building because idk about architecture
9.) Has lots of biomes, i recommend the sandbox biome lots of chaos

The game updated so imma just update this
first off let me say OMG WHAT THE HELL THEY ADDED HARRY POTTER!? Nah kidding its just pete with the sorting hat. So, I like the update because;

1.) I hate ants and i will continue to hate them by crafting an exploding fire staff and decimating all ants on sight.
2) literally have me sitting for like 60 hours a day because of this update
3.) ITS NOT TULLY'S FAULT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (except for his family)
4.) the LoRe, thE lORe, the lorE
5.) Me sobbing at the end
6.) a literal mantis
7.) burg.L is so annoying i love it.
8.) they literally added 2 heroes from avengers (one from lore and one as a bug)
9.) brand new items, like a LOT.
10.) a brand new area to explore, to die to and to create monstrous bases too.

*Obsidian pls i need a dlc rn T_T
fr this game is peak survival game, pleaaaase i need more updates.

omg. forget about the dlc and take my money for grounded 2
Posted June 5, 2022. Last edited July 27, 2025.
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109.7 hrs on record (100.5 hrs at review time)
10/10 would bomb my friends again :3
Posted August 25, 2020.
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2,398.3 hrs on record (1,498.3 hrs at review time)
ITS DOTA!
Who would'nt like DOTA?
Except for the imbalances, cancers, toxic gamers
OF COURSE I WOULD RECOMMEND! ITS DOTA!
Posted June 12, 2019.
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10.8 hrs on record (9.2 hrs at review time)
SUPERHOT IS THE MOST INNOVATIVE SHOOTER I'VE PLAYED IN YEARS!
But really Its so good, its the best and has a lot of ____ _____.
Posted December 23, 2018.
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100.4 hrs on record (41.5 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
yow wtf why is csgo free???

Posted December 8, 2018.
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