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life is boring, might as well be dead

can i drown in your period blood?

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The most beautiful word:

Your mom.

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You look like the flower in May (X)
You look like your mom (√)

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German class 101
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oh it's super easy, just roll your key board like:
SUhfadshfklajsofhauiuisdfjoadsjfkhjadlisdhgfoiuasfwqj
sdhjaosdjaoiureajekljdlasdjpoapo
asdjasodhaofha

Trust me, it's no diffrenrence from actual German language to people who don't speak German

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What does your fav alcohol say about you!
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Tequila : You are Mexican and gay!
Beer : You are fat and gay!
Vodka : You are Russian and gay!
Whisky : You are alcoholic and gay!
Gin : You think you are classic but you are still gay!
Sake : You are Japanese but you are into gay hentai!
Wine : You are French and gay!
Rum : You damn pirate and gay!
Brandy : You hate pirates but you are gay too!