Recent reviews by iDevil360

Just another survival game, gets boring fast. Has guns, yay?

~ DIFFICULTY ~

🔲 An old person could play it
🔲 Easy
✅ Normal (depending on how smart you are)
🔲 Hard
🔲 Hardcore

~ GRAPHICS ~

🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Graphics don't matter in this game
✅ Good
🔲 Beautiful
🔲 Masterpiece

~ MUSIC ~

🔲 Bad
🔲 Not special
🔲 Good
✅ Beautiful (AMAZING intro!)

~ VOICE ACTING ~

🔲 No voice acting
🔲 Oblivion-ly bad
🔲 Acceptable
✅ Good
🔲 Pure talent

~ STORY ~

🔲 This game has no story
🔲 Like playing Temple Runners for the story
✅ It's there for the people who want it (This game is more focused on puzzles but adds a story that continues from the prequels)
🔲 Well written
🔲 Epic story

~ PRICE ~

🔲 Free
🔲 Under priced
✅ Perfect Price
🔲 Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money

~ REQUIREMENTS ~

🔲 You can probably run it on a calculator
🔲 Average
✅ High end (It is a VR game)
🔲 NASA computer

~ LENGTH ~

🔲 (0 - 2 hours) Very Short
✅ (2 - 15 hours) Short (According to HLTB, between 5-9 hours, or 16 hours for completionists)
🔲 (15-50 hours) Average
🔲 (50-90 hours) Long
🔲 (90-110 hours) Extremely long
🔲 No ending

~ FUN ~

🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive
🔲 Actually pretty amusing
✅ The kind of fun you'll remember
🔲 Ride of your life

~ REPLAYABILITY~

🔲 It's a one-time experience
✅ Only for achievements
🔲 If you wait a few months/years
🔲 Definitely
🔲 Infinitely replayable

~ WORTH BUYING ~

🔲 No
🔲 Wait for sale
✅ Yes

~ DIFFICULTY ~

🔲 An old person could play it
🔲 Easy
✅ Normal
🔲 Hard
🔲 Hardcore

~ GRAPHICS ~

🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Graphics dont matter in this game
🔲 Good
✅ Beautiful
🔲 Masterpiece

~ MUSIC ~

🔲 Bad
🔲 Not special
✅ Good
🔲 Beautiful

~ VOICE ACTING ~

🔲 No voice acting
🔲 Oblivionly bad
✅ Acceptable
🔲 Good
🔲 Pure talent

~ STORY ~

🔲 This game has no story
🔲 Like playing Temple Runners for the story
🔲 It's there for the people who want it
✅ Well written
🔲 Epic story

~ PRICE ~

🔲 Free
🔲 Underpriced
🔲 Perfect Price
✅ Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money

~ REQUIREMENTS ~

🔲 You can probably run it on a calculator
🔲 Average
✅ High end
🔲 NASA computer

~ LENGTH ~

🔲 (0 - 2 hours) Very Short
🔲 (2 - 15 hours) Short
🔲 (15-50 hours) Average
✅ (50-90 hours) Long (According to HLTB, 24h for Main story / 46h for Main + Extras / 95h for Completionist)
🔲 (90-110 hours) Extremely long
🔲 No ending

~ FUN ~

🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive
✅ Actually pretty amusing
🔲 The kind of fun youll remember
🔲 Ride of your life

~ REPLAYABILITY~

🔲 It's a one-time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
✅ If you wait a few months/years
🔲 Definitely
🔲 Infinitely replayable

~ WORTH BUYING ~

🔲 No
✅ Wait for sale
🔲 Yes

~ DIFFICULTY ~

🔲 An old person could play it
🔲 Easy
✅ Normal
🔲 Hard
🔲 Hardcore

~ GRAPHICS ~

🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Graphics dont matter in this game
🔲 Good
✅ Beautiful (Fight sprites are all unique drawings)
🔲 Masterpiece

~ MUSIC ~

🔲 Bad
🔲 Not special
🔲 Good
✅ Beautiful

~ VOICE ACTING ~

✅ No voice acting
🔲 Oblivionly bad
🔲 Acceptable
🔲 Good
🔲 Pure talent

~ STORY ~

🔲 This game has no story
🔲 Like playing Temple Runners for the story
🔲 It's there for the people who want it
✅ Well written
🔲 Epic story

~ PRICE ~

🔲 Free
🔲 Underpriced
✅ Perfect Price (Bought for 20$ without sales)
🔲 Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money

~ REQUIREMENTS ~

✅ You can probably run it on a calculator
🔲 Average
🔲 High end
🔲 NASA computer

~ LENGTH ~

🔲 (0 - 2 hours) Very Short
🔲 (2 - 15 hours) Short
✅ (15-50 hours) Average (According to HLTB, 20h for Main story / 27h for Main + Extras / 68h for Completionist)
🔲 (50-90 hours) Long
🔲 (90-110 hours) Extremely long
🔲 No ending

~ FUN ~

🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive
✅ Actually pretty amusing
🔲 The kind of fun youll remember
🔲 Ride of your life

~ REPLAYABILITY~

🔲 It's a one-time experience
✅ Only for achievements
🔲 If you wait a few months/years
🔲 Definitely
🔲 Infinitely replayable

~ WORTH BUYING ~

🔲 No
🔲 Wait for sale
✅ Yes

Extra notes: Please note that this game is not just a cutesy game, but also a horror game. I personally enjoyed it a lot, and it is a shame that this isn't (yet) getting the fame it deserves. Truly a hidden gem. If you liked Undertale, you will most probably like this game.

Game feels too scripted and slow paced, apparently it gets better after 5 hours into it, which is way beyond the refund policy so I'd rather not risk to find out

~ DIFFICULTY ~

✅ My 90 year old grandma could play it (it's a walking simulator game)
🔲 Easy
🔲 Normal
🔲 Hard
🔲 Hardcore

~ GRAPHICS ~

✅ MS Paint (unironically)
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Graphics dont matter in this game
🔲 Good
✅ Beautiful
🔲 Masterpiece

~ MUSIC ~

🔲 Bad
🔲 Not special
🔲 Good
✅ Beautiful (Tchaikovsky - Hymn of the Cherubim)

~ VOICE ACTING ~

🔲 No voice acting
🔲 Oblivionly bad
🔲 Acceptable
✅ Good (each tree in the game has a different voice narrating the story)
🔲 Pure talent

~ STORY ~

🔲 This game has no story
🔲 Like playing Temple Runners for the story
🔲 It's there for the people who want it
✅ Well written (The game itself has no story, it is narrated to you by different voices)
🔲 Epic story
🔲 Imagine the complex lore of Kingdom Hearts but on crack

~ PRICE ~

🔲 Free
🔲 Underpriced
✅ Perfect Price
🔲 Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money

~ REQUIREMENTS ~

✅ You can run it on a microwave
🔲 Average
🔲 High end
🔲 NASA computer

~ LENGTH ~

✅ Very Short (0 - 2 hours) (30-40min according to the devs)
🔲 Short (2 - 15 hours)
🔲 Average (15-50 hours)
🔲 Long (50-90 hours)
🔲 Extremely long (90-110 hours)
🔲 No ending

~ FUN ~

🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
✅ Repetitive (The game is meant to be played as a visual audiobook)
✅ Actually pretty amusing
🔲 The kind of fun youll remember
🔲 Ride of your life

~ REPLAYABILITY~

✅ It's a one-time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
🔲 If you wait a few months/years
🔲 Definitely
🔲 Infinitely replayable

~ WORTH BUYING ~

🔲 No
🔲 Wait for sale
✅ Yes

This is a spoilerfree review of Cyberpunk 2077.

~ DIFFICULTY ~

🔲 My 90 year old grandma could play it
🔲 Easy
✅ Normal (Customizable)
🔲 Hard
🔲 Hardcore

~ GRAPHICS ~

🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Graphics dont matter in this game
🔲 Good
🔲 Beautiful
✅ Masterpiece (Disregarding the known visual bugs, as they will be fixed in the upcoming weeks.)

~ MUSIC ~

🔲 Bad
🔲 Not special
🔲 Good
✅ Beautiful (Most OST done specially for the game)

~ VOICE ACTING ~

🔲 No voice acting
🔲 Oblivionly bad
🔲 Acceptable
🔲 Good
✅ Pure talent

~ STORY ~

🔲 This game has no story
🔲 Like playing Temple Runners for the story
🔲 It's there for the people who want it
🔲 Well written
✅ Epic story

~ PRICE ~

🔲 Free
🔲 Underpriced
✅ Perfect Price (Disregarding the known bugs that will be fixed in a few weeks.)
🔲 Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money

~ REQUIREMENTS ~

🔲 You can run it on a microwave
🔲 Average
✅ High end (For max settings.)
✅ NASA computer

~ LENGTH ~

🔲 Very Short (0 - 2 hours)
🔲 Short (2 - 15 hours)
🔲 Average (15-50 hours)
✅ Long (50-90 hours) (Main Story = 20h / Main + Extras = 41h, Completionist = 80h)
🔲 Extremely long (90-110 hours)
🔲 No ending

~ FUN ~

🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive
🔲 Actually pretty amusing
✅ The kind of fun youll remember
🔲 Ride of your life

~ REPLAYABILITY~

🔲 It's a one-time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
🔲 If you wait a few months/years
✅ Definitely (Different routes, decisions matter, character's life paths.)
🔲 Infinitely replayable

~ WORTH BUYING ~

🔲 No
✅ Wait for sale for a few weeks for major hotfix patches. Please don't forget how The Witcher 3 was worse on day 1 than Cyberpunk, look where it ended.)
🔲 Yes

~ SPOOK-O-METER ~

🔲 0 = Wait this is a horror game?
🔲 1 = Laughable
✅ 2 = "This is fine"
🔲 3 = You get used to the spook
🔲 4 = WTF oh wait Im not in danger
🔲 5 = Will give you the creeps
🔲 6 = Maybe I shouldnt play this alone
🔲 7 = I farted once out of fear
🔲 8 = Will make you paranoid
🔲 9 = You better not sleep alone
🔲 10 = You better not live alone

~ DIFFICULTY ~

🔲 My 90 year old grandma could play it
✅ Easy (It's a fancy walking simulator)
🔲 Normal
🔲 Hard
🔲 Hardcore

~ GRAPHICS ~

🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Graphics dont matter in this game
🔲 Good
🔲 Beautiful
✅ Masterpiece

~ MUSIC ~

🔲 Bad
🔲 Not special
🔲 Good
✅ Beautiful

~ VOICE ACTING ~

🔲 No voice acting
🔲 Oblivionly bad
✅ Acceptable
🔲 Good
🔲 Pure talent

~ STORY ~

🔲 This game has no story
🔲 Like playing Temple Runners for the story
🔲 It's there for the people who want it
🔲 Well written
✅ Epic story
🔲 Imagine the complex lore of Kingdom Hearts but on crack

~ PRICE ~

🔲 Free
🔲 Underpriced
✅ Perfect Price (currently ~50$ without sale)
🔲 Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money

~ REQUIREMENTS ~

🔲 You can run it on a microwave
🔲 Average
✅ High end
🔲 NASA computer

~ LENGTH ~

🔲 Very Short (0 - 2 hours)
✅ Short (2 - 15 hours) (Main Story = 10.5h, Main + Extras = 12h, Completionist = 15.5h)
🔲 Average (15-50 hours)
🔲 Long (50-90 hours)
🔲 Extremely long (90-110 hours)
🔲 No ending

~ FUN ~

🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive
🔲 Actually pretty amusing
✅ The kind of fun youll remember
🔲 Ride of your life

~ REPLAYABILITY~

🔲 It's a one-time experience
✅ Only for achievements
🔲 If you wait a few months/years
🔲 Definitely
🔲 Infinitely replayable

~ WORTH BUYING ~

🔲 No
🔲 Wait for sale
✅ Yes

Extra notes:
Please add a feature to kick the little brother's ass, my god is he annoying

Updated my review to negative because you now need an Epic Games account to play it starting in season 6. Haven't touched this game in 13 months anyways.

~ DIFFICULTY ~

🔲 My 90 year old grandma could play it
🔲 Easy
🔲 Normal
✅ Hard (its a 50% skill and 50% luck based game)

~ GRAPHICS ~

🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
✅ Graphics dont matter in this game
🔲 Good
🔲 Beautiful
🔲 Masterpiece

~ MUSIC ~

🔲 Bad
✅ Not special (same 10 songs over and over again)
🔲 Good
🔲 Beautiful

~ STORY ~

✅ This game has no story
🔲 Like playing Temple Runners for the story
🔲 It's there for the people who want it
🔲 Well written
🔲 Epic story
🔲 Imagine the complex lore of Kingdom Hearts but on crack

~ PRICE ~

🔲 Free
🔲 Underpriced
✅ Perfect Price
🔲 Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money

~ REQUIREMENTS ~

✅ You can run it on a microwave
🔲 Average
🔲 High end
🔲 NASA computer

~ LENGTH ~

🔲 Very Short (0 - 2 hours)
🔲 Short (2 - 15 hours)
🔲 Average (15-50 hours)
🔲 Long (50-90 hours)
🔲 Extremely long (90-110 hours)
✅ No ending (Multiplayer)

~ FUN ~

🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive
🔲 Actually pretty amusing
✅ The kind of fun (and rage) you'll remember
🔲 Ride of your life

~ REPLAYABILITY~

🔲 It's a one-time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
🔲 If you wait a few months/years
🔲 Definitely
✅ Infinitely replayable

~ WORTH BUYING ~

✅ No (updated since 19.11.2021 because they announced that you will need an Epic Games account to play it)
🔲 Wait for sale
🔲 Yes

~ DIFFICULTY ~

✅ My 90 year old grandma could play it (but please don't tell her)
🔲 Easy
🔲 Normal
🔲 Hard
🔲 Hardcore

~ GRAPHICS ~

🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Graphics dont matter in this game
✅ Good (Still 3D rendered images)
🔲 Beautiful
🔲 Masterpiece

~ MUSIC ~

🔲 Bad
✅ Not special
🔲 Good
🔲 Beautiful

~ STORY ~

🔲 This game has no story
🔲 Like playing Temple Runners for the story
🔲 It's there for the people who want it
✅ Well written
🔲 Epic story
🔲 Imagine the complex lore of Kingdom Hearts but on crack

~ PRICE ~

🔲 Free
🔲 Underpriced
✅ Perfect Price
🔲 Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money

~ REQUIREMENTS ~

✅ You can run it on a microwave
🔲 Average
🔲 High end
🔲 NASA computer

~ LENGTH ~

🔲 Very Short (0 - 2 hours)
✅ Short (2 - 15 hours)
🔲 Average (15-50 hours)
🔲 Long (50-90 hours)
🔲 Extremely long (90-110 hours)
🔲 No ending

~ FUN ~

🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive
✅ Actually pretty amusing (you know damn well why)
🔲 The kind of fun youll remember
🔲 Ride of your life

~ REPLAYABILITY~

🔲 It's a one-time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
✅ If you wait a few months/years
🔲 Definitely
🔲 Infinitely replayable

~ WORTH BUYING ~

🔲 No
🔲 Wait for sale
✅ Yes