Recent reviews by kylelekyle

its okay.

Most of the campaign I've completed by just pressing left CTRL + Right click.

Simps. Memes. Loud ass kids. E-girls/E-boys and loneliness. It's great. 10/10.

I have no idea why this is overwhelmingly positive, its the same mundane, run in a room, say a name over and over again, and then leave.

14 hours played, only had one problem with the game which is matchmaking doesn't work, not sure where these server disconnects, crashes and poor performance issues are coming from considering I'm on a 1070, i7 8th gen laptop, it runs smooth and like a dream.

First looter shooter I've played that provides a little more than just "hurr durr numbers are cool" all the way though the game. Sure it'll eventually get to that point but for now I'm having fun with the synergies and builds I can do and the story isn't half bad, not amazing but not so awful you're not interested. Daddy recommends this. 8/10

Has the potential to be amazing, I'd recommend in 2-3 major patches.

Had the game for 30+ hours, non-stop played for 23 hours. Time at this point is but a concept, I've lost track of so many hours already.

I honestly don't know where these 500 hours have gone, love it or hate it, eve is one of those games you can sink your teeth in, break them, then go back for seconds.

I would highly recommend this game but I can't, completely off the basis that animals can and will die within literal minutes of you buying them, could be 5 minutes, could be 30, the point stays the same, you could have the best breeding pair ever, but if you don't constantly ship animals in, then there's no point.

I've spent more time replacing dead animals than actually playing the game.

EDIT: After ever more play I still can't recommend this game, trade screen is dead. Want a Meerkat? good luck. Even after I found someone willing to put them on the trade screen they didn't appear. Franchise mode is dead, the campaign is... mediocre at best, sandbox is fun but only if you want to play without challenge.

TL;DR 4/10 - watch a lets play.

I'm 2 hours in, was playing with a mate and at this point I've been made to jump 3 times, 1 of which was sorta clever and the other 2 were just lazy jumpscares, the writting is awkward and the characters expresionless, there's supposed to be 2 lovers but its just sorta awkward to see them interact, there's absoloutely no dynamic animation so when you stand still your characters just stand awkwardly still until you move them and even then it feels like you're moving round a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tugboat inside a canal, the controls even with a controller are at best janky as ♥♥♥♥.

Co-op is downright broken, from the point where you have to press a completely different controller button to ready up instead of the one it tells you to press to the fact the premonitions you find only showed up for me and were completely blank cut scenes for not only my mate but he was also the host?!

The ONLY redeeming things are that in co-op you sometimes see things from a different characters point of view, and there's some perception changes that leave you like "what?" especially the intro.

The other thing is that just how well it ran right outta the box, didn't have to mess around with setting after setting trying to get it to run smoothly, it just did.

I honestly expected a little more from the creators of Until Dawn.