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Kleo (he/they)

New Jersey, United States

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there hav been "ppl" IMPERSONATING ME so MAKE SURE dat my INVENTORY IZ PUBLIC and my LEVEL iz OVER 80 OR MOAR. I DO NOT HAV ANY ALT ACCOUNTS ON STEAM, IT IS NOT MY FAULT IF U GET SCAMMED BY A FAKE IM SRREHHH ; ;

⛔🔞My profile may be inappropriate for individuals under 18 years old, and I feel most comfortable when around fellow adults! PLEASE DO NOT ADD ME UNLESS YOU ARE AN ADULT!🔞⛔
⛔Please explain your reason for adding me in comments or I WILL decline! Do not explain why you are adding me in DMs. You may delete your reason later if you want to - I keep a pretty close eye on my notifications most of the time. Exceptions may be made if I already know you, but ASSUME I DON'T KNOW YOU.⛔

BIO WORK IN PROGRESS
PLEASE PLAY PURRFECT APAWACALYPSE IT'S RLY GOOD AND CUTE

just a wannabe scene/emo kid in mah mid-20s tryin 2 figure out my purpose in teh worl. i LUUUUVVVVV steam trains (like thomas the tank engine :))))), horror gamez, relaxing puzzlez, and MINECRAFT!!! i used 2 play overwatch but i went back 2 tf2 cuz teh bot crisis ended n i got permabanned from overwashed 4 cussing 2 much.
i love to make new friends but i forgot how 2 cuz of TEH EPIC AUTISMZ and i get overwhelmed when my friends list gets too big. if u'r reading dis, chances r i'm lonely RIGHT NOW so feel free 2 send a message saying hi xDDDDD

i love to make new friends but i get overwhelmed when my friends list gets too big. if you're reading this, chances are i'm lonely RIGHT NOW so feel free to send a message saying hi :)
i love thomas the tank engine (so nice i gotta say it twice), invader zim, owl house, and general old-internet and emo or scenecore stuff. ♥♥♥♥ makes me feel nostalgic and cozy, reminds me of times when things weren't so bad.

i'm a little bit ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up in the head and emotionally unstable but my goal in life is to leave this world better than how i found it, so please be patient and understanding with me, so that i can be patient and understanding with u.

please keep in mind i am pro-fiction and have been somewhat hardened by being exposed to a lotta ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up ♥♥♥♥ on the early internet so if you're the kind of person to freak out about ppl not caring what others do as long as they're not harming any real people or creatures then don't talk to me. i DO understand some ppl are uncomfortable with that kinda content tho and I AM OKAY WITH THAT!! i wont expose u to ♥♥♥♥ that makes u uncomfy or force anything down ur throat, i just want u to be okay with the fact that i dont mind that stuff existing myself and may not share in ur disgust

DO NOT INTERACT if you are right-wing, but u can still chill w/ meh if we disagree on sum thingz as long as ur fun 2 be around and own up 2 ur own mistakes and past regrets! i dont ♥♥♥♥ w/ ppl who only clout chase or cant admit they r wrong, and itz ok to be a lil stupid sumtimez

1f u re4d d15 f4r u r EPIC n de5erve w4fflez!!!

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WISHLIST + ITEMS UP 4 TRADE

>>> MY BACKPACK.TF PAGE :3 [backpack.tf] <<<
^^^ ONLY pages 49 thru 53 are for trade!

You can also view most of the items listed here on my CLASSIFIEDS [next.backpack.tf] page!

>>> Screenshot of what I have available on MARKETPLACE.TF :3 [i.imgur.com] <<<
^^^ feel free to ask me to take an item off sale for a trade! (This is slightly outdated but most things shown here are still available)

if any of u PEZINTZ want 2 BUY UR VAMPYR KING GIFTZ KEEP READING muahahahaha

(u can always check my actual steam wishlist too lol)

IF YOU GET ANYTHING ON THIS LIST FOR ME PLEASE TAG IT WITH A GIFTAPULT OR GIFT WRAP :D, ITLL MAKE IT A LOT MORE SPECIAL and ALWAYS REMIND MEH IT CAME FROM U (except the robot parts or strangifiers cuz that's like, consumables)

my FAVORITE UNUSUAL EFFECT is poisoned shadows, but i also rly luv its sisters, "something burning this way comes" and "chiroptera venenata"! it's my dream 2 hav a hat with one of those effects sumday, but it's SUPER expensive so here are some of my lesser favs: FILL OUT LATER

I already hav some loadouts in mind where the effect is either impossible or LUDICROUSLY EXPENSIVE!! im sorry to be so picky, but PLEASE DO NOT sell or gift me a hat not listed here for HEAVY, PYRO, AND SNIPER - All other classes or an all-class hat that looks good on one of them is fair game!! I don't mind if it's silly or serious!
~~here are some hats i really like for the other classes to help narrow things down!~~
scout: Strikeout, Scout Shako, Mountebank's Masque
soldier: Crack Pot, Panisher, Brain Bucket, Stainless Pot, Vampire Vanquisher, Thousand-Yard Stare, Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet, Scrooge McCrocket
demo: Black Watch, Glengarry Bonnet, Broadband Bonnet, Dayjogger, Nightbane Brim, Badlands Bandido, Fused Plates
engy: Hotrod, Timeless Topper, Texas Toast, Train of Thought
medic: not sure yet! go wild
spy: Charmer's Chapeau, Pom-Pommed Provocateur, Monsieur Grenouille, some kind of all-class that looks good or silly

i try to not buy stranges much so i can save up for my holy grail - the STRANGE HORSELESS HEADLESS HORSEMANN'S HEADTAKER - and also because it's so much nicer to use a weapon u unboxed urself or were given by a friend!

at the end of the day it's all just pixels on a screen so for The Lord's sake, please dont bankrupt urself just to get moi somethin nice - if we hang out a lot, ur friendship is more than enough of a gift for me <3
u should never give away your money for free so someone else can go enjoy their life at the expense of ur own

- strange CROSSING GUARD
- MVM robot parts!!! Ive always got fabricators that need filling!
- Horseless Headless Horsemann's HEADTAKER Strangifier
- any SWEET SMISSMAS SWEATER
- any VIKING BRAIDER
- strange MINI-ENGY
- strange STEAM PIPE
- WIDOWMAKER Strangifier
- unusual LIL' BITEY
- ANY unusual SCRUFFED 'N STITCHED (except massed flies)
- strange unusual TRIBONIOPHORUS GENTLEMANNUS - usually idc if my hat is strange but i think it'd be cute to count kills on it cuz of the bonus pyroland effect hehe
- ANY unusual TRAIN OF THOUGHT (but preferably one of the horns effects)
- strange FESTIVE FORCE-A-NATURE
- strange fn KNIFE: stabbed to hell / potent poison
- strange fn REVOLVER: saccharine striped / uranium / macabre web / park pigmented
- strange fn IRON BOMBER: nutcracker
- strange ft loch n load: plaid potshotter
- strange fn STICKYBOMB LAUNCHER: spider's cluster
- strange fn PERSIAN PERSUADER
- strange fn / mw MEDIGUN: high roller's
- strange mw HOLY MACKEREL: blackout (HAS TO BE minimal wear!!! for the white lipstick!!!)
- strange MACHINA / SHOOTING STAR
- strange YOUR ETERNAL REWARD
- golden BOTKILLER MK. II WRENCH
- unusual PEACE OUT: morbidly beast

WAR PAINTS I HAVEN'T DECIDED ON YET: (let's hope some of these look good well-worn and battle scarred lol)
- scattergun
- shortstop
- winger
- rocket launcher
- black box
- air strike
- disciplinary action
- flamethrower
- degreaser
- detonator
- scorch shot
- powerjack
- back scratcher
- grenade launcher
- loose cannon
- scotsman's skullcutter
- claidheamh mor
- minigun
- brass beast
- tomislav
- family business
- rescue ranger
- jag
- crusader's crossbow
- amputator
- sniper rifle
- bazaar bargain
- shahanshah
- shotgun
- panic attack
- pistol
- reserve shooter

HUGE WIP :33333

Items Up For Trade

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Items Owned

1,298

Trades Made

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Market Transactions

!ALL PRICES ARE NEGOTIABLE AND OPEN TO OFFERS!

>>> MY BACKPACK.TF PAGE :3 [backpack.tf] <<<
SELLING PAGES 49 THRU 53 OF MY BACKPACK - TONS OF STUFF NOT SHOWN HERE
>>> MY BACKPACK.TF PAGE :3 [backpack.tf] <<<

Community items from KILL THE EMOJI on offer!
DUPLICATE CARDS for OTHER CARDS FROM KILL THE EMOJI or METAL + KEYS

BACKGROUNDS:
1x EMOJI EPIC TEMPLE for 2 keys or any backgrounds on the "WANTED" list

EMOTICONS:
1x

for 2 keys or ANYTHING on the "WANTED" list EXCEPT emoji bgs
1x

for 2 keys or ANYTHING on the "WANTED" list EXCEPT emoji bgs

WANTED:
Any backgrounds from "I Want To Be Human"
1x B̵O̴S̵S̶Y̷ background
1x EMOJI GHOST background
1x EMOJI KAWAI background
1x :EMO_BOSSY: emoticon
1x :EMO_WHUAT: emoticon
1x :EMO_DUDE: emoticon
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Here's a sob story about one of my childhood dream items:
When I was a kid, back in 2016, a Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker Strangifier was worth about $90 on the Community Market. To teenage Kleo's brain, 90 dollars for one Strangifier seemed like such an astronomically high number, an impossible feat. Now that I am grown and actually have income and can afford to buy myself nice things sometimes, a Headtaker Strangifier is worth nearly $2000 on the Community Market. This is now an even more hopeless goal than it was before. A Strange Pro KS Headtaker has been one of my top dream items since I first crafted my Headtaker, back in, I think it was 2015... Over 160,000 Headtaker Strangifiers exist, and yet only one is available for purchase anywhere as of writing this. Over 1.1 MILLION Headtaker Professional Killstreak Kits exist, and none are for sale anywhere. i have been informed that backpack.tf are stupid dumdum and can't differentiate between different kinds of strangifiers and killstreak kits. so there are just 160,000 strangifiers in GENERAL, including headtaker ones. idk how many headtaker ones there are. hhhhh
I would be extremely appreciative and indebted to whomever would be kind enough to sell me a Headtaker Strangifier for less than $200 USD or better yet for the OG price of $90. Of course, there are a couple folks on the market willing to pay much more than that however, but I intend to make use of the Strangifier rather than keep it as an investment, so maybe that makes a factor in your decision of whether or not to indulge me in this pipe dream.

Also I collect trading cards, backgrounds, and emoticons from I Want To Be Human so if you have those plz gimme them too

Thank you for reading!

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Achievements in Perfect Games

OTHER GAMES I'VE 100%ED

DISCLAIMER: The Completionist Showcase does not distinguish between profile decoration farming games and actually completed games, so any games that I "completed" by simply idling on the main menu are hidden from my profile so that they are not added to the count. Otherwise, ALL of my achievements are earned 100% legitimately, with the exception of Terraria (I got a bunch of them from messing around in modded Creative Mode and don't know how to reset them.)

This infobox is for games that I have completed that are not available on Steam. Includes everything from short little flash games to big budget Nintendo titles, as long as I can remember to add them to this list.
- Batography
- LEGO Studios Backlot
- Pikmin
- Pikmin 4
- Pizzaplex VHS
- Toad in the Hole

ALMOST DONE BUT ON BACKBURNER:
- Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team
- Pokemon Picross
- Mario's Picross
- Shipwrecked 64
- Pikmin 2
- Pikmin 3
- Hey! Pikmin
- Pokemon Platinum
- Pokemon Black
- Pokemon Xenoverse: Per Aspera Ad Astra
- Pokemon Alpha Sapphire
- Kirby's Return to Dreamland
- Kirby and the Forgotten Land
- Harold's Walk

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