I want to be with 🌑🐰Reisen🌑🐰 so bad I'm think I'm gonna die☠. Everytime I see👀 her in-game🎮 or elsewhere my heart❤ skips a beat and I become ☁soft☁ like butter. She's smart🧠, she's energetic⚡, she's responsible📅, and she's 🤩♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🤩ADORABLE🤩. I’m sure our personalities would mesh, we’d make a 💖GREAT💖 💑couple💑. I wish I could take her on a journey🗺 and show her the world🌍! I wanna watch the sunset🔆 with her in the 🌻Garden🌻of🌻the🌻Sun🌻 and pound🍆 her 🍚🎂mochi🍚🎂 🤤🤤🤤. I’d do anything, and I mean A N Y T H I N G to be💑with my love❤ Reisen🔫🐰🌑.

Oh GOD who am I kidding? She's way older than me and will outlive me by centuries. And she's property of 💉💊Eirin💉💊 and 🌕👸Kaguya🌕👸, who are ❌☠❌IMMORTAL❌☠❌. Why would she ever want to be with a filthy human🐵 like me? She's gonna die in that ⛩⌛🚫Eientei⛩⌛🚫 madhouse without ever bearing🤰 our💑 glorious human-rabbit🙂🐰 mutant babies. It's no use...😪

No. SCREW that👿👿👿. I’m not gonna sit here whining👶 how I can’t get with the love💖 of my life! I’m going to FIGHT🔫😡. I’m gonna get me some of that Hourai elixir☠❌🍶 so I can be with her for all her life! One 💦sippy💦! Two 💦💦sippies💦💦!! Three 💦💦💦sippies💦💦💦!!! . o 0 O⚡⬆⚡POWERUP⚡⬆⚡!!!!!! YES I KNOW BEING IMMORTAL❌☠❌IS BAD🙅‍♀️ BUT I DON’T🚫 CARE. If all the suffering that comes with immortality means I can be with Reisen🐰🌑 even just a little longer then it’s WORTH🤑🤑🤑 it.

But first I need a plan🗺…wait⏱, I’ve got it!

Learn Japanese🎌🗾

Make spellcards🃏🃏🃏

Go to the ⛩Hakuryu shrine⛩

Enter Gensokyo (🌲👹👗🌲)

Commit 👹☠👹🔫EPIC YOUKI GENOCIDE👹☠👹🔫

👀Find Yukari👁‍🗨👩 to start new Lunar war🌘🔫

Steal🤫 Hourai elixir🍶 and drink it

Save 🐇👸Chang’e🐇👸 and bring her to Earth🌍 as a refugee

Reisen🐰 will be so thankful🙏, and I’m sure this will also put me on a good footing👣 with Kaguya and Eirin. I will be allowed into Eientei⛩⌛🚫, seduce Reisen and then we’ll marry💑💍 and be together for the rest of her life👩➡🧓➡💀. Perhaps she’ll drink the elixir🍶 too😍😍😍. Me and Udonge forevurrrrrr 🐰💑🙌🙌🙌!!!!