Jake P.
TWITCH [www.twitch.tv]

Phoenix Red | Kritzkast Talent. You know who I am.
'Ha! I like your style. You make up your own rules, just like me!' [www.portal2sounds.com]

“Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
— Cave Johnson, Portal 2

“We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.“
— George Bernard Shaw

“Time you enjoyed wasting was not wasted.”
— John Lennon

"War doesn't determine who's right - only who's left.
— Bertrand Russell

"Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters"
— Colby Cravens

“Good job, lad.”
— Pinky, TF2


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astro Jan 29 @ 6:47am 
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Fifis_ [BirthDay today] Sep 1, 2019 @ 2:33pm 
Dodaje w sprawie podpisu na broń w tf
GrampaSwood Aug 20, 2019 @ 7:53am 
I added you because I was wondering if you'd be interested in casting with eXtine (he agreed and recommended you) for a cup a bunch of friends and I are hosting
TinyComrade Aug 18, 2019 @ 12:14pm 
+rep, good scammer :spycon:
morgan Apr 18, 2018 @ 1:10am 
Added to ask if you wanna cast a high match tonight
twitch.tv/suprovsky Apr 4, 2018 @ 12:21am 
good job on cphgames, you were really great! :pogchamp: