Jake P.
'Phew. Good thing I'm indestructible.'
'Ha! I like your style. You make up your own rules, just like me!' [www.portal2sounds.com]

“Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
— Cave Johnson, Portal 2

“We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.“
— George Bernard Shaw

“Time you enjoyed wasting was not wasted.”
— John Lennon

"War doesn't determine who's right - only who's left.
— Bertrand Russell

"Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters"
— Colby Cravens

“Good job, lad.”
— Pinky, TF2


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Morgan LFT Apr 18, 2018 @ 1:10am 
Added to ask if you wanna cast a high match tonight
supLLovsky Apr 4, 2018 @ 12:21am 
good job on cphgames, you were really great! :pogchamp:
Noodle Aug 21, 2017 @ 12:06pm 
You are nice.
Continue being you.
honk honk May 10, 2017 @ 2:13pm 
jakeowaty Dec 16, 2016 @ 4:32am 
76561198123201399 Trade Banned Dec 16, 2016 @ 4:30am