IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!

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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get

0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫

3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦

5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦

10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅

👯hey SlutS! 👯💅 Now that we got our yearly 🎁 ♥♥♥♥ 👊🏼from good ole Saint ♥♥♥♥ 🎅🏾 it’s FINALLY New Years Eve!!!🗓🍾👅 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ was a LONGG 🍆🍆 and HARD 😉✊🏻😫 year.... we laughed😂😆👌🏼 We cried 😢😖👎 We coughed 💦🤒🤧 we ♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOOD👍🏻 ♥♥♥♥🍆 and 😵😵BAD 😔 ♥♥♥♥, 😫 BUTT 🍑 now let’s 👏👏Celebrate 🙌🎉 and watch that 💦🍆BIG 👅 BALL 😎👌🏼 Drop 👄👄 on us! 💃💃 So spread 👐🏽 those 👐🏽 legs 👐🏽 and count down ⬇️ from 🔟 until your man 💪🏾 pops 🎉 his CORK 🍾🍾 into that thirsty 👅thirsty 👅 hole! 🥰🥰 Send this to 2️⃣1️⃣ ♥♥♥♥-BEGGING ✊🏻🍆 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍑😱 for the next 3️⃣6️⃣5️⃣ days 😍😍😍

Yoooooo my slime I know you really don’t know mandem like that, But I was wondering if I can purchase summin styl fam. Just a bit of Grub my driller. I really wanna know what your price is saying cuz I wanna blem a zoot with my boydem and gyaldem. G you feel me. So get back to me cuz I know your the top dog round ere. I wanna purchase the food from you Michael and no body else. So peace out tho rahhh safe and get back to me on the Quickting brodem

I am sick of getting a sudden shock of cold, dirty water on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ every time I take a ♥♥♥♥. It doesn’t matter if it’s a small ♥♥♥♥, big ♥♥♥♥, runny ♥♥♥♥, diarrhea ♥♥♥♥, chunky ♥♥♥♥, or even the occasional corn ♥♥♥♥. Every single time my ass is greeted with the arctic tsunami that is hell freezing over. I try slowing down, speeding up, low pressure, high pressure; and nothing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ works. I’ve resorted to throwing enough TP in the bowl so that the projectile that is my feces has a dampened blow against the surface of the water, but then the poop floats on the paper like a castaway on a raft above the godforsaken ocean of death. The smell alone from that method makes me consider enduring the waves of the cold salty Atlantic. If I can’t figure out how to keep my big rotund cheeks dry, i may just resort to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in a Home Depot 5 gallon bucket coated in a thick paste of bleach, potting soil, hot dog buns, and pineapple Fanta. I’m at wits end.

BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL TENTACLE RAPE SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OLD SPICE OUT OF MY ♥♥♥♥. WHAT SHOULD I DO ANON???

WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY ♥♥♥♥ BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY ♥♥♥♥; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY ♥♥♥♥. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG. THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY