Recent reviews by harper

all i had to do was wake up.

someone told me to do my dishes

its... not that good.
creative idea, sure, and a cute game at first, but gets very repetitive very fast. I feel like this game couldve fit into the tower defense genre nicely, but instead is more of a boring gameplay loop of kill bad guy via 1 of maybe 15 ways and then clean up his blood. there is one map, which doesnt help the already repetitive objectives, and takes away from the experience. I hope that justice Sucks - Recharged fixes these issues.
On the patent pending 3 point scale of dirt and other forms of soil, this game is a flaccid 0.3/3.

i killed god

i made a funky little dancing birb gif that i left open for 7 hours 10/10 would purchase again

funky astronauts shoot space goblins and open lootboxes

i felt bad kicking the dog in the intro cutscene, but 20 minutes later i was dousing people in gasoline, lighting them on fire, watching them burn and crawl around in agony before chopping of their limbs and whacking their heads around town with a shovel like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up game of golf, stabbing police officers with my butterfly kinfe if they get in my way. As a 13 year old US citizen, this game has fully prepared me for becoming a true american school shooter.

The most fun way to show grandma that videogames dont have demons in them

pretty good, sad that its dead

i cant play this anymore.