Hiom
Sergio   Madrid, Spain
Level
48
Aegis
500 XP
 
 
Heavy main. Professional server derailer.

If you've just stumbled across this profile, you have my condolences, don't give up, there's still hope out there.

Just know that I don't usually accept random invites, only those of people I've had contact with before and I know are actually worth the time and geniunely good people.

But please, do enjoy my wall of random crap me and my friends have said along the years. Not every quote is there, but the most memorable are.
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Currently In-Game
Sea of Thieves
Badges  46
Games  318
Inventory   
Screenshots  777
Reviews  7
Groups  23
Lethal Zone
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WhoDaresGrins community
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Fans of Criken
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Friends  73
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Djej Funny
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Españoleitor tres mil
Offline
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Forge
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Magic: The Gathering Arena
73
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Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege
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pH. Jin_D3vil
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Total Badges Earned
249
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Memorable quotes
Jira: THAT'S A ♥♥♥♥!!

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Jira: Where we're going, we don't need nipples

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Dove: I prefer to find my titty in specific places

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Dove: You didn't beat the Devil outta yourself!

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Dove: now you must suffer
Hiom: Why?
Dove: cause I said so
I am the fluffy feathered mistress of suffering
put that on your wall and smoke it

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🔥Dove🔥: Everybody loves my banana

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pH. Lucy: OI
pH. Lucy: im back
pH. Lucy: its time
pH. Lucy: for
pH. Lucy: more
pH. Lucy: GUITAR HERO MEMS
pH. Lucy: *MEMS
pH. Lucy: **MEMES
pH. Lucy: ♥♥♥♥

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❤Delightful Dove❤: How can you do ghost recon, if there are no people there? Are you reconing the llamas?
Hiom: There are people, but llamas are important for recon
❤Delightful Dove❤: Do they spit at the people you need to recon?
❤Delightful Dove❤: Are they the sign of recon?
Hiom: They're the cartel leaders
Hiom: That's why I do recon on them
❤Delightful Dove❤: Oh
❤Delightful Dove❤: wow

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"He robbed you,
He robbed me,
He stole from my family,
♥♥♥ nog gollywog,
Give the cops a phone,
That black man ain't coming home."
- A certain pilot, 2016

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Kinanator: No form of sexual depravity is too low for me, animal vegetable or mineral I'll do anything to anything.

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TeaTime: it's still 40minutes until I can go home T____T
Hiom: Endure, Anne, you're strong
TeaTime: http://i.amz.mshcdn.com/ynO4RHoBRpPS9H7NPLeI520-Jb8=/fit-in/1200x9600/http%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F07%2FDr.-Who.gif
Hiom: Great, you're refreshed, keep going
Hiom: It's 40ºC here, you're fine
TeaTime: it's not the weather that makes Spain hot
TeaTime: you have only yourself to blame
Hiom: OHHHH

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pH. Lucy: Get a condom full of Marmite and go around slapping people with it, then say "You just got blacked"

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Hiom: You don't look at my eyes while we're doing it anymore
Chris Quartz Universe: tHERE'S SOMEONE ELSE
Chris Quartz Universe: someone
Chris Quartz Universe: elsa
Chris Quartz Universe: LET IT GOOO

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Chris Quartz Universe: imgb ac
Chris Quartz Universe: im back
Chris Quartz Universe: IM BACK

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ster, wers?♥: ster
Hiom: wers?
ster, wers?♥: STAR
Hiom: ♥♥♥♥♥♥
ster, wers?♥: FAR
Hiom: SNORES
ster, wers?♥: BAR
Hiom: CHORES
Recent Activity
79.3 hours past 2 weeks
353 hrs on record
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Sea of Thieves
Achievement Progress   132 of 253
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498 hrs on record
last played on Jun 8
Deep Rock Galactic
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last played on Jun 8
The Elder Scrolls Online
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Comments
Kron Apr 20 @ 1:16pm 
Hey, i noticed you didnt accept my friend request, maybe its glitched or sumn..... or maybe its not......im not gonna lie, im really hurt that you didnt add me back. i get so ♥♥♥♥ing emotionally attached to people, and being rejected ♥♥♥♥ing breaks me. especially the cold hearted way that you did. you know how much i felt for you, you know that i have psycological problems and you know how easy it is to manipulate me and you took advantage of that you ♥♥♥♥ing bastard. i just want what we had back, and i crave your unique voice, Hiom. please take me back, i miss you and im still madly in love with you. sincerely, Kron.
Monͫoͦᶰᵒ Nov 26, 2020 @ 5:11am 
Alright I understand, have a great day dude!
Hiom Nov 26, 2020 @ 5:07am 
Sorry friends, it's not for sale, first ever unusual I've unboxed and I'd like to keep it.
Puppy [NO AUDIO] Nov 25, 2020 @ 5:27pm 
hey man! sorry to bother but, is your unusual seared for sale? interested in offering, add me!
Tim Oct 15, 2019 @ 8:06am 
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Such a lust for revenge
WHOOOOOOO?!
Werewolfe Feb 21, 2018 @ 8:03am 
Hiom is 10/10 best gamer girl.