No you're NOT a gamer

I'm so sick of all these people who think they're gamers. No, you're not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying

"I put well over 100hrs in this game it's great!"

That's nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ in all of our games. I see people who only have the Nintendo switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game.

Stardew Valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. Put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers