Dishsoapy
Joshua Ortiz   United States
 
 
Sir Ski Slump, that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Currently Offline
Favorite Game
31
Hours played
41
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"Welp I'm sad that [character] died, I guess I'll get attached to someone els- oh nevermind they're dead too."
https://youtu.be/HCLQn-OCdEA
I don't even know where to begin. It's insane. It's so genius, it's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ genius, like all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ visual novel ♥♥♥♥, it all matters, it's all tied to the plot. It's incredible. It's incredible. It's it's astounding I I don't know how I'm gonna I'm gonna have to go to school tomorrow and live my life with this as an experience
The weakest stuff is in extra and even then the main routes are pretty good and even the optional routes are also pretty good. Everything matters, nothing is pointless. The lacrosse arc, the the yaki soco no-noodles on a bun all of it ties together. Even the stupid insane out of place weird forced sex scenes in Alternative which is a game that isn't a dating sim and there's no choice and it's linear and there's still H scenes, even the insanity that they are, they're supposed to be there. It makes sense that they exist where they do, their retarded they're so stupid they're like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ins- one of them is like an insane fetishous doujin . It's it's a gear in a bigger clock and it's all ticking. By the time you get to Alternative like, I-I don't even know it's like watching a man who couldn't walk and then the credits roll and he's doing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ poll vaults at the Olympics. That's the escalation here. Whatever Evangelion- I know this is gonna sound retarded, whatever Evangelion is to anime, Muv-Luv is to dating sims. Like I'm honestly surprised that a human existed that thought of this. He must of worked on visual novels like Anno worked on anime for years, and took note of everything that was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, an-and wrote it down and then to-took all the things he liked, an-and wrote them down, and then rolled that into a thing, and then dipped that in gold and coat it with diamonds, and that's what Muv-Luv is.
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If 6 people can float on driftwood, then anything is possible
Recent Activity
73 hrs on record
last played on Jun 16
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last played on Jun 16
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PretentiousScum Mar 14, 2023 @ 9:52pm 
Hitler is hanging out with Tupac and Elvis Presley in the afterlife. May they all rest in peace!
Wrosas Jan 30, 2023 @ 8:45pm 
He made me addicted to gambling and I proceeded to lose my son, wife, and body to the mafia. I am now a head on a stump and all he does is laugh at me. Once day I'll get my son back! +rep
Wrosas Oct 19, 2022 @ 11:39pm 
He invited me over to his house to smash but made love to me instead. I still remember when he locked the door to his bedroom and whispered "It's Mario time" into my ears tenderly. 0/10 I just wanted to play as King Dedede instead...
Wrosas Nov 20, 2021 @ 9:54pm 
He kidnapped me in the middle of the night, kept me tied up in his basement, and made me eat cookie butter sandwiched between two pieces of wonder bread. 10/10 would eat again but my anus is still sore to this day! +rep
Wrosas Mar 6, 2021 @ 9:25pm 
He pretended to be my wife and made love to me. 10/10 would have gay sex again!
Italian Frozone Jul 16, 2019 @ 6:28pm 
He stole my crab legs and then jerked off on them in front of me +rep