i spawned on halloween, so im a scorpio. im fluent in english and can read german fairly well, and speak it decently, but im still learning! B1. adding japanese to the mix now too. it doesnt take a lot to entertain me. i overshare and have zero filter so,, be warned i guess.

Favourite Games - Baldur's Gate 3, Cyberpunk 2077, Super Mario Galaxy, Bioshock Infinite, Portal 2, Danganronpa V2, Outer Wilds, Dead Rising 4, Bad Rat's Show, Lethal Company, ALBA: A wildlife adventure, and any game I can build in
Favourite Movies - Saw 2-3, Inglorious Bastards, Wreck It Ralph, Megamind, Bride of Chucky, Popstar: Never stop never stopping
Favourite Shows - Avatar the Last Airbender, South Park, Search Party, Gravity Falls, Monster High G1, GLOW, Why Women Kill, Regular Show
Favourite Authors - Jeffrey Sachs, Carlton Mellick III, Suzanne Collins, Aron Beauregard




god, life as a peanut eater is so hard — Kyle
i move like an egg ― Wy
i think i may be doing this wrong, don't quote me on that —Dylan 1
hey dude, holy dude bro — Issac
im starting to think im a drug addict — Kyle
well, i was playing basketball and got tired, so i started throwin' my knife at the squirrel —Dylan1
so do you wanna shoot or collect the planets? because ive got monkeys — Issac
man, i had a pickle the other day. ♥♥♥♥ was so stale it tasted like cardboard— Anonymous Flux Man
so im making like 20 ranch! i poured up 20 ranch yall! there was already 200 cups of ranch up in there, i said 'chris.... so yall got me back here making ranch theres already 400 cups of ranch! i said ♥♥♥♥♥ , they said 'aye dont say that' — Caleb
Oh wow, eww . They basically have a neck. — Dylan 2:
It's really not even that funny but it's like hilarious — Maisen
hoes cant ♥♥♥♥ with the pinnacle thighs — Dylan 2
like thanks lady, you were the last good person in my mouth — Dylan 1
Born to farm, forced to buy groceries at Family Dollar — Celeste
--even if i like, took a fart in a shoebox and hid it they'd know about that ♥♥♥♥ — Dylan 2
uhm MOVE. I'm ovulating — Dylan 1
a really smelly hobo who has infiltrated the Good Smell Club and is being sought out by hounds — Maisen
Being funny automatically makes you a poor person anyways so — Kyle
i swear some of those midgets weren't midgets, they were just short men — Ethan
They can NEVER make me go to Oklahoma — Anaïs
this candy crush level got me thinking.... — Karina
That isn't a request that's the name of a utensil — Kyle