CeeJaey
Carlos
 
 
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These items are NOT FOR SALE - just showing off ;)
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Perfect Games
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10,423 hrs on record
last played on Sep 21
5.1 hrs on record
last played on Sep 18
44 hrs on record
last played on Sep 18
Hahahahahahahaha How The ♥♥♥♥ Is Bot Movement Even Real Hahahaha ♥♥♥♥♥ Its Not 2015 Anymore Like ♥♥♥♥♥ Just Hold Crouch Haha
Denial Jul 20 @ 9:43am 
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand CeeJaey streams. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. The subs understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike CeeJaey streams truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in CeeJaey's existential catchphrase "♥♥♥♥ Autobalance."I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a ceeFace tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
Denial Jun 30 @ 12:43pm 
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakn' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
Joyce. Jun 18 @ 8:30am 
Hi👀👀
🅾🆇🅾🆃ни🅺™ Jun 17 @ 3:18pm 
A living legend:2016trophy:
Cheers:2017stickydrink:
爪乇ᗪㄩ乙卂 May 29 @ 8:31am 
CJ i will always pocket u even you are spy 😊