Recent reviews by DIXIES

meow

mucho beuno ay caramba

really needs refinement but still good

worse than forza better than NFS

- no actual gameplay
- progress is based entirely on luck
- soundtrack is just white noise
- navigation controls are different for each menu
- info is given through text dumps
- 4 different styles of artwork which don't match
- music for level 6 is literally just sheep baahing
- character will randomly stop
- highscores for different levels are shown on the lame leaderboard
- hitboxes don't match sprites
- credits system which instantly resets
- every level is the same but with one small quirk
- some levels spawn you in the path of bullets which you cant dodge
- enemies will spawn on you
- screenshake makes sure you cant hit anything
- storyline somehow involves sheep, robots and bankers
- you can pass levels which you failed
- UI is insanely slow
- rooms are tiny and enemy spawns will crowd you
- cant know if you've been hit
- life losses stop the game with broken grace periods
- obnoxious noises everywhere
- has fake positive reviews
- character controls are floaty
- obstacles feel random and placed just because
- what is the logo even
- costs money

Pivot Stickfigure Animator 2

cool trains

just as ♥♥♥♥ as it was in 2014

stabby stab 2

stabby stab