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Recent reviews by King Toten

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1 person found this review helpful
24.1 hrs on record (24.1 hrs at review time)
Remember Me is one of those games where the idea is a 10/10, and the execution is like… a really enthusiastic 6. You’re Nilin, a memory ninja with a tragic backstory, cool jacket, and the ability to jump off ledges with Olympic precision. You spend most of your time parkouring through futuristic Paris, punching memory zombies, and occasionally diving into someone’s brain to rearrange their trauma like a very aggressive therapist. The combat wants you to feel like a combo god, but in reality, you’re just mashing buttons and hoping something heals you before the camera does a somersault. Still, the vibe is strong, the music is glitchy and epic, and the memory remix scenes are so cool you’ll wish the whole game was just that. It’s weird, stylish, and kinda janky but honestly, it’s got charm, and I respect the hustle.
Posted May 26.
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1 person found this review helpful
15.8 hrs on record
So there I was freedom fighter, guerrilla rebel, DIY weapons expert armed with a gun made out of old motorcycle parts, duct tape, and pure American spite. Welcome to Homefront: The Revolution, where North Korea took over the U.S., and apparently forgot to patch their guard AI.

This game is like ordering a gourmet burger and getting a sloppy, falling-apart mess but weirdly, it still kinda tastes good. If you can tolerate some jank, Homefront: The Revolution has a rebellious charm and some cool ideas buried under the rubble.
Posted May 25.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3.5 hrs on record
You play as Jimmy Hopkins, a 15-year-old menace to society with fists of fury and a haircut that screams “I’ve been grounded since birth. School is divided into cliques like nerds, jocks, preppies, and greasers basically The Breakfast Club but with more slingshots and firecrackers. You attend classes like Chemistry (rhythm minigame), English (word puzzles), and Gym (state sanctioned child violence).
It’s chaotic, hilarious, and weirdly heartfelt for a game where you can pants people for fun. 9/10
Posted May 19.
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2 people found this review helpful
2.6 hrs on record
It’s a remake of Half-Life, but now with prettier graphics, smoother gameplay, and 300% more vents to crawl through like a nerdy raccoon.
Scientists keep yelling “I’m not equipped for this!” while I backpedal through alien fireballs with a crowbar and 12 HP. Same, bro. Same.
A love letter to the OG Half-Life, written in alien blood, duct tape, and late ‘90s nostalgia.
Posted May 19.
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0.8 hrs on record
You’re Maria, a traveling repair woman with the magical ability to fix radios, projectors, and strained mother-daughter relationships.
Every item you fix somehow has a backstory more dramatic than a soap opera. "This cassette player belonged to my ex who ghosted me after Coachella." fixes cassette player anyway
It’s calm, beautiful, and deeply satisfying… until you realize you’re fixing everyone’s life but your own.
9/10 – I came to fix a phone, and now I’m crying over a projector.
Posted May 19.
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4 people found this review helpful
14.2 hrs on record
You play as a dude falsely accused of murder, so naturally the only logical response is to steal every car in the county and punch a man over a sandwich. The police? Olympic-level psychic bloodhounds who can find you in a cornfield because you bumped into a mailbox 20 minutes ago.
It’s like someone took the chaos of early GTA, mixed it with Smokey and the Bandit, and said “What if crime... but sad?”
I didn’t kill my dad, but I did rob 12 houses and a donut shop.

7.5/10
Posted May 19.
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3 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
4.1 hrs on record
What happens in Vegas… usually involves a flashbang to the face and getting yelled at by an angry guy named Ding.

*Breach and clear?
More like breach and scream because I threw a grenade instead of a flashbang again.

* AI Teammates?
They’re like toddlers with machine guns adorable in theory, terrifying in execution. smh

*Enemies?
They yell "YOU’RE SURROUNDED!" like they went to the bad guy school of overconfidence. Bro, I just repelled down a casino window and shot your friend mid-spin you are NOT winning this.

*Vegas setting?
Some people go to Vegas to gamble. I went to Vegas and committed 43 tactical home invasions in a hotel lobby. 10/10 would clear the penthouse again.

Tactical, intense, and just old-school enough to make you feel cool and slightly confused at all times. Perfect combo.
Posted May 19.
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1 person found this review helpful
11.9 hrs on record
It takes two is a Gorgeous & Colourful World that it's awesome storytelling and breathtaking gameplay, surely make you stick with it till the end.
Posted May 3.
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1 person found this review helpful
30.0 hrs on record (21.1 hrs at review time)
Gta iv is a masterpiece in every way possible the gameplay is unique and the story is the best in gaming history ,I loved Niko so much as he is a person we can relate to of what he suffered
Posted May 3.
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2 people found this review helpful
12.0 hrs on record (11.9 hrs at review time)
best game i ever played love it!
Posted November 22, 2018.
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