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Bart: Hey, Santa, what's shaking?

Homer: What's your name, Bart ... ner? -- er, little partner?

Bart: I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?

Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
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Historians have now definitely established that Juan Cabrillo, discoverer
of California, was not looking for Kansas, thus setting a precedent that
continues to this day.
-- Wayne Shannon
🤗
I'm enthralled by combine harvesters. In fact, I yearn to have one --
as a pet.
-- "The Day of the Jackal"
😘
A squeegee by any other name wouldn't sound as funny.
😬
Individualists unite!
🤧
I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now
when I get pulled over the cop looks at it (moving it nearer and
farther, trying to see it clearly)... and says, "Here, you can go."
-- Steven Wright
😭
Journalism is literature in a hurry.
-- Matthew Arnold
🤐

Dein Was :D

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