"i have terminal depression" -my brother

kidder: ♥♥♥♥♥ are similar to salami i think

firestabber — Today at 4:09 PM
auĥĥĥĥĥĥĥt buk buk buk

exile: my tears will end the drought in california

mmm peanuts...: jaundice eminem you are very insensitive to diseases

Cat: this is the pokemon bag why is there duck sauce in it

TERROR BULL: hunting rifle (not loaded)

Bucket: its got the saucey taste

Helix: I decided to have some cheddar sun chips and a lime seltzer water as a snack before I went to sleep and it just kind of felt like I was just eating the worst nachos and guacamole known to man.

Euph: im no longer baby i want Meth

Helix: I doubt god himself provided them with "manna" but what the ♥♥♥♥

Jupit: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 4 times weak to grass MY ASS ♥♥♥♥♥ THIS ♥♥♥♥♥ ASS FISH

Kidder: "i cant let u do that dave" - HAL to dave when hes about to post cringe

Kidder: yeah thats like something that id probably have to sue nicholas cage for

Exile: i was being gaslit for inventing wallpogo

Mazlli: 8ball spits facts and truth

Tony: what up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i think dogs should vote

Tony: like make them terrified of me on account of how much god wants to bone me

"All my wives are bones"

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Inqui: :You won't, ♥♥♥♥♥" " ✔ Seen at ♥♥♥♥ You o'Clock"

All over: my blood sugar is going to be dummy thicc

Bendy: I RELATE TO THIS PIE

radino: My acts of kindness are not allowed at the bank

Kidder: Please STOP nutting

c@: it's small rn but one day i shall take over the world with my scented candles!!!1!

US5 esp♡: | (US7) - aphex twink: (Discord) - uber taco: US5 esp♡: (=´ᆺ｀❀=)

Hold on!: I'm literally peeing right now You have no idea how angry I am

"hard cuts make me 😣 (thats me nutting btw)" -Nick

"All furbies are canonically angels" Inqui, 2018, 100% right

c@: hah
imagine not blinding following your favorite musicians no matter what garbage comes outta their mouths

crit happens (‿ꜟ‿):
THESE KITTY OP

(US3) - Bagsilisk: yeah i doubt yall r telling the truth about beating the map
| (US3) - Bagsilisk: there is no way to do this jump
| (US6) - generEEK scary name: ur right the wr was cheated
| (US7) - Ghost Taco: its a tier three solly map isnt it
| (US6) - generEEK scary name: you absolute goober

uber tacoYesterday at 11:27 PM
how many pants do you own
PantsYesterday at 11:28 PM
i am pants yes
uber tacoYesterday at 11:28 PM
how many though
are you one pair or multiple
PantsYesterday at 11:46 PM
a singular pair of pants

AU4 Jesus: merry holocaust

Extend Taco:
plus he hardly ever talks
so like how would he main call]
crit happens (‿ꜟ‿):
sign languagee
Extend Taco:
genius
crit happens (‿ꜟ‿):
life...uhhhh.... finds a way

"Use uber, ayylmao" Icy, when the medic doesnt have uber

[Yesterday, 11:13 PM]
Maneki Neko Taco:
scholar cat
[Yesterday, 11:13 PM]
crit happens (‿ꜟ‿) (critty cat):
smart kitty
brain cells
tbh

HaruToday at 4:33 AM
I will destroy all transphobes

i pick my scabs: My birthday is on the same day Abraham lincon was shot.

uberchain: imagine improving your time by 0.0000 milliseconds