I really like pickles :cucumber:
I usually go by Dandy Bellybutton.

The masterpiece of a profile picture is made by the great octopus, oktonko (also known as the best), and it'll be on my profile for quite a long time. :D

About me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just a gaymer who's still looking to improve. Currently an aspiring food person (take that as you will), casual artist, and animal nerd. My goals might change in the future, but only time will tell.

Team Fortress 2 is my favourite game because it means the most to me. I've met so many dandy people in this community and it's unreal how happy it makes me.

I'm probably dead if I go inactive without telling anyone or leaving a note. I can't tell you that I'm dead if I'm dead. Probably.

I'm quite like potatoes, that therefore means I'm part Irish. And at least 300 years old.

Go wild with my pronouns, I don't really care.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Professional pillow hugger.

Awoo. :3 (56709~)

These are a few of my favourite things

Favourite octopus: you should know who it is >:D
Favourite book: Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat (I don't know what I'm doing wrong, but it's not letting me insert a link :v)
Favourite YouTuber: How to Cook That
Favourite fruit: sour cucumber pickles and only sour cucumber pickles (I'm only partially kidding; I do also like a variety of fruits, but most of them are probably Asian or tropical)

I like pp.

Special section for """special""" gay person

Yippy is a nerd and is also very very amazing.

Oh great god, I worship you, please teach me how to be as glorious as you are.

I can't imagine what it must be like to be as awesome as you.

Ebic poems by the great octopus (saving the best for last)
Might be egotistical of me to put these on my profile, but shhhhhh shush. I like them. Shush.

dandy is really dandy,
dandy is as sweet as candy,
dandy very cool,
dandy rule,
dandy is real handy!

Dandy likes to go awoo,
And drop an okay hand or two.
Dandy makes my day most every night,
When hugging that pillow very tight.
Currently In-Game
Apex Legends

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William Feb 25 @ 2:49pm 
Krispy Feb 25 @ 12:45pm 
castle told me he is oktonko fan
Krispy Feb 24 @ 11:23pm 
Sorry sir, but I'm built of silly string :pensive:
Krispy Feb 24 @ 7:17pm 
:pensive: I couldn't suck the large willy for I'm too silly to suck a large willy :pensive:
William Feb 24 @ 6:37am 
I have big willy what do you mean >:( Also yes I may or may not be a teeny tiny bit little stressed BUT I'll be fine. :)
oktonko Feb 24 @ 4:37am