oktonko
Dave - oktonko#0008   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
Trade link - Don't beg me for shít please

Profile pic drawn by the wonderful Kredous!

*DEAD* autism bomb : Where the fúck is the door [clips.twitch.tv]
RIP link :csd2sick:

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Baguette
Grab flour, water, yeast then mix,
Until the dough no longer sticks.
Heat the oven and then prepare,
The dough by kneading out the air.
Roll it out on a baking tray,
And in the oven it should stay.
Pull it out once it's golden brown,
Finally you can munch it down.

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Quotes
Demos: i mean i dont dislike playing med (super easy tbh) but i feel like a ♥♥♥♥♥ for the most part
Demos: heal me, come here, use on me, WHERE ARE YOU
Demos: you know...
autumn bomb: hahahaha I get that yeah
❅✮nurse✮❅: ♥♥♥♥ YOU

Festive Avery - Today at 5:22 AM
autumn ur my FAVORITE lounge admin
and my FAVORITE eu guy, ande is stupid
ahem
Festive Avery - Today at 5:23 AM
autumn is my FAVORITE person, he’s super COOL

Yohn : you're right he is such a gunther

22:54 - The Simpsons: Hit and Yohn: You walk with passion and have a really long body
22:54 - The Simpsons: Hit and Yohn:You take long strides
22:55 - The Simpsons: Hit and Yohn: Leaning back a lil at the same time

fishy [Today at 6:28 AM]
LOOK AT MY PROFILE PICTURE IM SO FURRY WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK OF IT
YEAH IM FURRY WHAT OF IT HURR DURR



Top 5 TF2 Jump Maps (in order)
- jump_beefmas
- jump_cow
- jump_beefier
- jump_moo
- jump_beef
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^These piths are not for sale despite what the box says^

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Stuff
DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT COOKING OR I MIGHT NOT SHUT UP

Dandy is the best

About me
My life revolves around getting better as a chef. I got my first kitchen shift on Halloween of 2017 and have loved it ever since. I have moved away from friends and family to pursue my dream, and have lost a few other friends simply by talking about it too much. It's what I wake up for in the morning. I love the long hours, the stress of being in the weeds, the rare "thank you chef" a customer gives you, and most importantly the progression. I will go on about it a lot if you get to know me, it's the one thing that keeps me going. Learning every day and loving every moment of it! The dream is to open my own place and maybe earn a Michelin star. :csd2smile:



My very extensive competitive career
- ETF2L Open 6s S25 - Pocket for Badge Hunters - made playoffs
- ETF2L Open 6s S28 - Pocket for Pre-emptive Dab
Any medals not from those are from roster riding. I know, I have no morals :csd2angry:



Pith collection
- 1 of 1 collector's pith
- Eight 1 of 1 piths
- Both morning glory piths, my favourite effect
- 54 unusual piths
- Craft #8 pith and mutton chops, my favourite number
- Pith #15, #17, #39, #55, #58, and #96
- Mutton chops #69, #82, #89, and #99
- A unique pith with every paint spell
- Mutton chops with every footprint spell
- Double spelled mutton chops with vfb and every paint spell
- 80% of a self crafted collection of every level of pith and mutton chops
- 2014 Summer Adventure pith and mutton chops
- Pith and mutton chops crafted by the creator of Lord Cockswain
- Total piths 28/05/2021: 193
- Total mutton chops 28/05/2021: 137

Other collections
- 19 craft #8s
- 7 craft #69s
- 7 collector's items
- 55 rocket jumpers crafted by cool people
- 5 mercenary grade strange FN gun mettle contract skins
- 6 mercenary grade strange FN Mk.II skins
- 6 commando grade strange FN Mk.II non air strike skins (4/6 are bovine)
- 5/5 commando grade strange FN Mk.II air strikes
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DANDY!! <3
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Review Showcase
7,161 Hours played
Pissed away far too much money and time on this game.
Rage quit after dying to random crits more times than I can count.
Dragged down the only comp team I've played on.
Encountered so many hackers and toxic players.
Missed more shots than I've hit.
Frequently been told this game is dead.

Met many great people.
Completed a few jump maps.
Finished my dream set.
Got a few weapons to Hale's Own.
I'll still be playing until the last server closes.
Favorite Group
jump_beefmas is best map - Public Group
everyone know jump_beefmas is the bestest jump map
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last played on Sep 13
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『Krøne 21 hours ago 
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eyes Sep 13 @ 6:05pm 
hey man i hope you sell your ♥♥♥♥ collection to me
big steve Sep 13 @ 3:25pm 
beautiful collection sir
TB3 Sep 4 @ 4:41pm 
you inspired me to collect bisons
Cos Aug 28 @ 12:53am 
Added for collector sticky jumper
oktonko Aug 27 @ 3:43pm 
What’s your offer?