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Geeks are NOT nerds and they give us nerds a bad name. Geeks are losers, they can't dress, they have bad hygiene, they have like 150 facebook friends and half of them are acquaintances, they're often obese, uncoordinated, and get really passionate and overexcited about unimportant details like if so-and-so is directing such-and-such movie. These are true geeks. They aren't nerds, and please for the love of the flying spaghetti monster stop conflating these terms. Thank you.

How do I give this person MORE awards?