Recent reviews by AngryChairR👾

I just spent an hour and a half taking a virtual piss and putting my virtual clothes in the washing machine when I could've done it in real life instead. Now I'm sat here with my real clothes pile still on the floor and the real game has only just begun.

I get the game is old but this is just garbage.

Garbage

I got banned from official online multiplayer because somebody thought my walls were in the shape of a Swastika. I would never intentionally do this.

All the positive reviews have to be fake, this is a garbage Unity copy&paste loot'n'craft waste of time. Dialogue written by a child.

Really captures the condescending nastiness of the English on a power trip.

This was pretty fun for 8 hours but after you've made a little base, a boat and done a few caves there isn't much else to it. I didn't feel it was necessary to complete the game because it couldn't possibly offer any new gameplay.

It is inexcusable that this was released, an unplayable cash grab. Selling this is insulting, the people running the company developing these games think their customers are a joke.

This game is extremely basic and formulaic. There is a limited number of things which can happen in the game. Always a variation of:

1. You enter a house
2. You have some items which may or may not be activated by this particular ghost
3. Either you bring the correct items and you put the activation of the items in your log book, or you don't and the ghost kills you.
4. You leave in the truck

That's it. Maybe one time the ghost blows out a candle, maybe it leaves fingerprints, it's basically the same either way.

Also the graphics are bad and the physics sucks and it doesn't have finger tracking.

Nice game for how simple it is and the levels have room to be fun with a friend.

The workshop levels aren't good so it's a shame there aren't more official levels.

WARNING! THIS GAME FORCES YOU TO INSTALL EA ORIGIN RANSOMWARE / MALWARE!

You cannot play this without installing EA Origin, registering an account, and launching Origin. This process is difficult and none if it works properly.

The game is well modelled but the programming/scripting is terrible so it freezes in menus, disconnects in co-op, making it unplayable.

And another thing which isn't made clear is that despite it being networked, IT IS SPLIT SCREEN! You get like 1/4 or 1/2 of your screen taken up by your co-op partner.

UNPLAYABLE. TERRIBLE. GARBAGE.