King of Pootis
Virgin Islands, United States
Professional Idiot, Shenanigan Connoisseur.
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THE WALL OF SALT

*FreakyBob : ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
* FoxNachos : that's gotta be an aimbot
* Corligion : yeah nice wall cheats lol
* TheWiz : turn off the xray and fight like a man
* George Floyd Minion : hit the shower onion loser xd
* Cherrymari : the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amount of autistic people there are on this game rn is like...♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disgusting
* Samm_y : you are the opposite of friend ly
* hellish cat warrior : ♥♥♥♥ you heavy
* Wandering Soul : there always that one tryhard heavy
* fujoshi_BL(M)_2008 : idk its just some sad virgin guy.
* SuperPants : Rage Heavy? More like eat ass.
* Crystal : Do me, and the rest of the world a favor, and go rot in the firey pits of the 7th circle of Hell. Cheating no skill flooring shooting Soldier scumbag.
* [GN] Commander Bacara : hes just a tryhard Rage Heavy :3
* Amandil : STOP TAUNTING WHEN YOU KILL
* gamesamuelnziegler : suck my dielicious com filled ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥
* smooc: commit suicide!
* Burns: get off the macdonalds wifi scrub
* Spastic Hawk: ooo. Look at you with your massive online big ♥♥♥♥ energy.
* Oryx: garbage as ♥♥♥♥ at tf2
* santylunaaaa : peace of ♥♥♥♥
* ʍopɐɥsこいし♡ ✠ : well we'll just release your dox pootis
* kalebtyb : your heavy is hacking
* Sniper Main for some reason : ♥♥♥♥ you bird
* AProtogenProgammer : reporting king
* kotu1 : eat a ♥♥♥♥
* Crystal : god go ♥♥♥♥ yourself man
* =CH3F_PYRO= : go play the game on turbine sweaty ♥♥♥♥♥
* daawsomeone : ♥♥♥♥ you
* Dscub103Tsx : k y s
* HaloToad45th : this ♥♥♥♥ is so stupid




Bit about me:

I am a heavy main and generally play with subpar crappy meme builds. I am a huge nerd with a massive DnD Dice collection only slightly smaller than my ego. I like playing games where I dont have to care if I win or lose, because fun is my objective. My diet consists of stale memes washed down with copious amounts of cringe, with a small side of salt.

I main heavy because I enjoy jumping around the corner into everything, and I also like the out-tanking/out-DPSing your opponent playstyle. Being an unstoppable force and/or an immovable object is definitely my kind of thing to do. Punishing people who overextend or simply are just at the wrong place at the wrong time is amazing. I just also like Mikhail as a character, the strong, silent and secretly intelligent type who are anything other than just another big dumb brute.

*Insert overly used meme about being called a rage heavy*
This is an unfair stigma with heavy mains. No one bats an eye at a soldier main swapping up when they want to put numbers on the board, but the moment I decide to switch to heavy after playing meme builds all game, I am suddenly a "Rage Heavy." No other class shares the same stigma except maybe pyro, but thats mostly reserved for W M1-ing. Even if I have been hoovy all game and get tired of getting killed and start playing the game, I still get called a "Rage Heavy."

Or you know, I am a rage heavy. It happens.

















































































































































































































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G O R K 29 minutes ago 
It fart, yat it do.
Anna Apr 30 @ 5:24pm 
yess kinggg :retro_beer:
King of Pootis Apr 28 @ 6:22am 
oh wait I remember now, you were match queuing and just spammed the n word on voice before leaving. Thats it. I just joined the match and bore witness to your "epic troll." Satire is often witty so I am missing the part in which anything you did resembles humor or satire, unless there is some kind of trodlidydic "haha I say no no word before leaving im so based" kind of humor to what you had going on. Either way that was almost 2 weeks ago so I hope whatever you had going on in your life was keeping you away from leaving your absolute banger of a comment, but given the fact you need to resort to saying "funny no no word" on a dead video game in order to amuse yourself I would assume not.
King of Pootis Apr 28 @ 6:15am 
our in common games are all ones I dont have installed, and havent in the last year, so who are you and how did I hurt your feelings?
Cranium Apr 27 @ 6:23am 
tf2 player, lack of good humor, ignorant to satire, checks out
Rosa♥ Jan 20 @ 2:49am 
i am ze spy