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Me and a buddy beat Settlement without sniper turrets. He backed out in the 70's when base health was really bad and I rode it out. It was a 2 person job, so he still gets credit as my wingman. R.I.P. Bill. Bill, aka 'Toxic', demanded to bring lasers because he got sick of running from cathies. We spent a good 6 months refining the strategy and testing build patterns. Anyone who considers a laser a sniper doesn't understand the math of this game. I was the first to beat swamp without snipers (selker I, super shredder mg's, massive mines, dampener, lt. archie turret and 2 fiestas). Back in the day, it was about who could beat what the hardest way possible for bragging rights and proof of skill.

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Own a musket for home defence, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbours dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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