Recent reviews by SirProx

It has farts!

I'm getting to old for this.

I am nominating this for the "Just 5 more Minutes" Award since the game clock always runs at 5 minutes.

Oh, of course this game is really addicting too!!

• are you suffering from constipation?
  
• are your bowel functions not working correctly and giving you restless nights?
  
• does it take ages for you to finally finish "the job" on the toilet?

If you have answered any of the questions with "yes", you should probably contact your doctor and get medical help.

OR

you could get this game. It will scare the living crap out of you! Finally giving your bowels the right "push" you have been eagerly waiting for. Releasing you from recurring or constant constipation.

Warning: Side effects may cause your pants to be full of feces and urine. You might want to consider wearing adult diapers while playing Alien: Isolation.

BADASS SIMULATOR 2014

10/10

• I died through starvation, dehydration, a broken leg, an careless step on a roof, hypothermia and I bled to death.
  
  
• I was shot by other players because I greeted them, because I did not greet them, because I greeted them with the word "friendly" and because I did not greet them with "friendly". I was also shot because I moved, because I didn't move, because I was fully equipped and because I was not equipped at all.
  
  
• I got shot in the legs - crippling me - by a Sniper while a Zombie was chasing after me. The Zombie caught up and killed me.
  
  
• Although I was in full military gear, I was attacked by a other player with an pickax - he did not survive.
  
  
• A player came up to me begging to be killed. I was really confused and startled when I glanced over his shoulder and spotted a Zombie running towards us. I stepped back and watched in speechless terror as the other guy gladly accepted his fate. I cried.

I'm getting too old for this ♥♥♥♥.

I've got eaten by a treasure chest. Twice.

10/10

Dark, gritty, violent and an mature story are the first things that come to my mind when thinking of this game. This game is not your average shooter that glorifies war/battles in any way, as other games often do. This game shows you the dark and even horrendous side and will make you question your own actions in the game more than once .

This game is not for the weak hearted, but a "must have" to everyone that is looking for an different/new experience in game-play.

I can only recommend this masterpiece.

Wow, this game really blew my mind in singleplayer. Great test chambers, awesome physics, beautiful graphics, suspensful story telling underlined by adrenalin pushing music. Imho it surpasses the first Portal! I'd give it a 10/10!

Just tryed out Co-op and had a blast doing it. :D