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Oh boy🙇 I bet you are so proud🙌🙌 of that post you just made. I bet you googled yourself silly🙈 finding articles that supported your point👈👈 and double checked to make sure there were no holes👌 in your argument💯💯. It was all for nothing😳. Little did you know that i am completely detached🙅 from these proceedings. I am 9 layers of irony deep😂👌😂😂👌 and this whole thing is funny😂😂 to me on a level you could never comprehend. I am untouchable🚀 in this battle💥, I am never wrong because I hold no actual opinions😂. I am an imp👿👿, a trickster spirit👻👻 haunting👹 the wires, I do not seek understanding👺👺, I seek only to confound💀💀 and bamboozle👽👽. Don't you feel foolish😩😩 for challenging me😅😅 to an argument now that my true😏😏 nature has been revealed? Please reply.😩🙏🙏😂😂👌👌👌🏄🏄🏄🏄🏃🏃🏃🚣🚣🚣

ʜᴇʟʟᴏ, ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ᴋᴏʀᴇᴀɴ ɢɪʀʟ (>‿◠)✌ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪɢɢʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ʜᴏᴡ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴛ ɢᴀᴍᴇs ♡‿‿♡ ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴍᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like "what the ♥♥♥♥, you aren't a Pringle", but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty. I have already started hiding in cylinders all day, and now im improving my crunchiness by regularly burning my sides on the stove. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy low salt carb cravings, and if you don't you are oppressing me, and you should check your diabetes type. Thank you for being so understanding.