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3.1 hrs on record
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Posted June 6.
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150.1 hrs on record (148.7 hrs at review time)
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Posted January 10.
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36.6 hrs on record (20.9 hrs at review time)
Libtards crine over this game so i must updoot it
Posted November 11, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.0 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
stupoid gam,e
Posted April 2, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
5.8 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
erm what the actual flip
Posted March 11, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
39.9 hrs on record (30.5 hrs at review time)
This game saved my life.

I am 45.

My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.

When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiralling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.

After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side.

Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my "labor". I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.

After coming to that realization, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.

Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don't fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends.

I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together.

Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.
Posted February 15, 2023.
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401.0 hrs on record (26.6 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ game delete and blow your brains out so man cheater
Posted February 8, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
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2,087.1 hrs on record (11.6 hrs at review time)
delete game
Posted October 12, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
166.8 hrs on record (38.2 hrs at review time)
gud





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Posted September 18, 2020.
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