Waffle House TDM Champion
Wrelliam Von Planetside II   Wagga Wagga, New South Wales, Australia
 
 
My identical twin is saved in my phone as "Spare Parts"
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By 95-100 years in age, a saguaro cactus can reach a height of 15-16 feet, and could start to produce its first arm. By 200 years old, the saguaro cactus has reached its full height, reaching upwards of 45 feet tall. Some saguaros have been seen with dozens of arms, while other cactus never produce a single one.
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Hey, The Guy From Boston, baby, and today I'm serious. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥' ten times worse than AIDS! I got an e-mail from some ♥♥♥♥♥♥' ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, raghead, over at www.titsassesanddicks.com . And here's the thing-- Nuclear ♥♥♥♥♥♥' war. Imminent-- No question about it! What you guys gotta do is start eatin' your ♥♥♥♥, start gettin' your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eaten out-- ♥♥♥♥♥♥' everything! Listen you skinny little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! I jerk off to wrinkly lookin' ♥♥♥♥♥♥' balls! I SUCK LARGE ELEPHANT ♥♥♥♥♥! I take eighty seven ♥♥♥♥♥♥' ♥♥♥♥♥ in four minutes! YOU LITTLE COCKROACH BASTARDS! YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! So, that brings me back to YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! You're all ♥♥♥♥♥♥' stupid! You're all ♥♥♥♥♥♥' SUCKIN' ♥♥♥♥! Worst of all you're ugly! And you don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥' think I got a set of Titties 'n beeeeeeeeer! ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ fiddly-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' ♥♥♥♥! EUGH TEULGH LEUGH DEUGH BREUGHLEGH GYUEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH.
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What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
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We all know Gru is the godly height of 14.5 feet tall and can move at a speed of 200 Meters per second. Based on average ♥♥♥♥ size, Gru’s penis is around 14 inches long. Also, Gru’s ♥♥♥♥ would weigh around 2 pounds considering the average weight of a ♥♥♥♥ is .77 lbs. If he swung his ♥♥♥♥ in a circular manner, it would have the centripetal acceleration of 72.57 meters per second. This means that gru can dickslap with the immense energy of 11,421 pounds per sq inch at a tip speed greater than 584415.58336974 MPH. In conclusion, Gru’s dickslap has enough energy to smash through 6” reinforced concrete and will cause a thunderclap as his ♥♥♥♥ breaks the sound barrier. I rest my case.
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Lost my virginity at the Marshmello Fortnite concert, god it was so wild.... she was a default skin but that ♥♥♥♥♥ felt like a million v-bucks
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John waited. The CRT monitor in front of him degaussed and refreshed the screen. There were botnets in the system. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Kapor were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a hacker for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the computers and he said to rms "I want to be on the computers, rms."
rms said "No! You will BE INFECTED WITH BOTNETS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the server room of the WAT he knew there were botnets.
"This is Kapor" the radio crackered. "You must destroy the botnets!"
So John got on a terminal emulator and started emacs.
"HE GOING TO DESTROY US" said the botnets
"I will crash his system" said the Google botnet and he called a fork bomb. John killed the fork and tried to purge the malware. But then bash crashed and they were stuck and not able to destroy.
"No! I must destroy the botnets!" John shouted.
The radio said "No, John. You are the botnets"
And then John was a Mac-user.
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The insects feast upon my genitalia. A thousand black locusts make me climax one last time. This is the final orgy of I, Satan. Satan the lord and savior of the damned.
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Rizzard of Oz Sep 16 @ 6:20pm 
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dimsum™ Jul 14 @ 7:29am 
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Rizzard of Oz Jun 17 @ 11:18am 
I 😀 AM NOT ⏳🚫 CRAZY! 🤪 I 🇰🇮 am not ⛔ crazy! 🤪 I 😀 know he 💁‍♂️💁‍♂️💁‍♂️ swapped those numbers! 8️⃣ I ℹ️ knew it was 1216. One 1️⃣🔢 after 🇦🇫 Magna Carta. As if I 😀😊 could ever make such a mistake. Never. 🇳🇪 Never! 🇳🇪 I 😊 just – I 😀 just couldn't prove it.
Rizzard of Oz Jun 17 @ 11:18am 
He 💁‍♂️ – he 💁‍♂️ covered 📔 his 🐍 tracks, 🛤️ he 💁‍♂️ got that idiot at the copy shop 🏬🏬🏬 to lie 🤥 for 🔰 him. You 🤟 think 🤔 this is something? You 🫵🫵🫵 think 🤔🗯️🤔 this is bad? 📉 This? This chicanery? He's 💁‍♂️ done ⌛ worse. That billboard! Are 👉 you 😊 telling 🗣️ me that a man 🏄‍♂️ just happens to fall 🍁 like 💌❤️💘 that? No! 🚫 He 💁‍♂️ orchestrated it! Jimmy! He 💁‍♂️ defecated through a sunroof! And I ℹ️ saved him! A
Rizzard of Oz Jun 17 @ 11:18am 
And I 😀 shouldn't have. 🈶 I 🇰🇮 took him into my 🇰🇮 own 🈶 firm! What 😦 was I ℹ️ thinking? 🤔🤔🤔 He'll never 🇳🇪 change. He'll never 🇳🇪 change! Ever since he 💁‍♂️ was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his 🐍 hands 🤛 out 😝 of the cash 🏧 drawer! 🎨 But 😥 not 🔕 our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! 🙈 And he 💁‍♂️ gets 🉐 to be a lawyer!? 👮‍♀️ What 😦 a sick 💊🤢 joke! 😜 I 😀 should've stopped him when I ℹ️ had the chance! And you 🫵 – you 😀 have 🈶 to stop 🛑 him! You- 😊
Rizzard of Oz Jun 6 @ 12:24pm 
My name is Baby Gronk. I'm 33 years old. My home is in the northeast section of Ohio, where all the Skibidi Toilets are, and I'm not an NPC. I work as an employee for the GYATT Fanum Tax Rizz University, and I'm mewing looksmax every day by 8pm at the latest. I don't griddy, but I occasionally jelq. I'm in Tilted Towers by 11pm and make sure I get 8 hours of gooning, no matter what. After having a grimace shake and doing about 20 minutes of sus ayo poses before going to bed, I usually have no problem edging until morning. I was told there were no Peppinos at my last goonsesh. I'm trying to explain that I'm a Sigma who wishes to rizz a very skibidi toilet. I take care not to fanum tax myself with any Peppinos like gooning or cringing that would cause me to lose rizz at Ohio. This is how I deal with skibidi, and I know that is what brings me gyattiness. Although if I were to edge, I wouldn't gyatt to anyone