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Amsterdam, Noord-Holland, Netherlands 
Hear ye, hear ye!
Upon this fateful day, by decree of His Majesty’s finest keyboard warriors, this Steam profile hath been discovered, claimed, and most thoroughly colonised by the British Empire.
We arrived with tea, biscuits, questionable weather, and absolutely no invitation. Upon inspection, we found the profile lacking proper etiquette, sufficient taxation, and a Union Jack in the corner.
Therefore, from this day forth, all screenshots, achievements, and questionable gaming hours shall be governed under the noble rule of Britain. Any resistance shall be met with aggressively polite letters and a strongly worded “Oi, mate.”
God save the King, long live the ping, and may thy inventory forever smell faintly of Earl Grey.
This profile is now property of the Crown. 🇬🇧☕
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