THIS PROFILE HAS BEEN COLONISED 🇬🇧☕

Hear ye, hear ye!
Upon this fateful day, by decree of His Majesty’s finest keyboard warriors, this Steam profile hath been discovered, claimed, and most thoroughly colonised by the British Empire.

We arrived with tea, biscuits, questionable weather, and absolutely no invitation. Upon inspection, we found the profile lacking proper etiquette, sufficient taxation, and a Union Jack in the corner.

Therefore, from this day forth, all screenshots, achievements, and questionable gaming hours shall be governed under the noble rule of Britain. Any resistance shall be met with aggressively polite letters and a strongly worded “Oi, mate.”

God save the King, long live the ping, and may thy inventory forever smell faintly of Earl Grey.

This profile is now property of the Crown. 🇬🇧☕

+rep big gae

+rep not gay

.l.

+rep

+rep
big pp

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

+rep very fast and fair trader!

Hope to play with you again ;-)

+rep veryyyyyyyyyyyyyy good player and before all,good man

+rep it's pleasant to work with you here in Brussels!

This ♥♥♥♥♥ breezy'd my ass in a ranked match

+rep friendly, fast and fair trader!