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2.5 hrs on record
Wonderful audiovisuals, charming story, and thought-out puzzle gameplay. Instant classic.
Posted June 3, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
43.8 hrs on record
Great soundtrack and voice acting, as well as occasional moving or creative moments, are not enough for this game to be an enjoyable experience.

Set in an empty, cliché world, Nier: Automata tells a convoluted story that quickly begins to alienate the player and make them lose all emotional connection to the characters. What's more, the hotchpotch of ideas and gameplay elements leaves the player confused and makes the game look like a cluttered tech demo. Combat and the visuals are unremarkable. The ability to unlock achievements by purchasing them in a store using in-game currency makes one wonder why even include achievements at all.

It appears that Nier: Automata doesn't know what exactly it wants to be and ultimately comes across as wasted potential. Disappointing.
Posted October 5, 2018.
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4 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
17.9 hrs on record (7.7 hrs at review time)
I can't leave a positive review if the game crashes every second test chamber.
Posted December 25, 2017.
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37 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
69.4 hrs on record (20.4 hrs at review time)
I have this strange feeling when I'm not playing this game that I'm wasting my life.

And when I do play it - there are people shouting at me and demanding more money.

But it is overall a really amazing simulator, I fully recommend it.
Posted June 26, 2014. Last edited June 26, 2014.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record
Super Hexagon is like the Game - you win as long as you don't think about it.

PS.: You've just lost. Sorry.
Posted January 11, 2014. Last edited January 11, 2014.
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3 people found this review helpful
41.7 hrs on record (39.7 hrs at review time)
The four hundred years' worth of puns isn't really worth it.
Posted June 10, 2013. Last edited August 30, 2017.
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