As a bit of a disclaimer if I seem like an utter prick from the summary below keep in mind that I've been on here a long time and I have had to be witness to multiple counts of oxygen wasting mornic behaviour and more scam attempts that'll make a new delhi call centre look like amateur hour.
-Please do not add me and then badger me to play games with you, ask once or twice and assume I'm either busy or dead if I don't respond

I will also take time out of my day to email valve support at the end of each week to report it.
Status info:
Online/away: Probably talking to friends
Busy: Away from keyborad, eating, getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at someone or at work. Either way don't bother because I won't respond for hours at a time
Offline: Ded

Please also note a lot of what i wrote on here is older than most of the people on this platform. As to date of 2026

Game related F.A.Q (for people who want to remind me to tell me how bad I am at games) I do not intend to please everyone so take what you can get or look elsewhere:

Q: Why are you so mad?
A: I'm british

Q: Why are you so bad?
A: You guessed it

Q: Why can't you be nicer?
A: I've worked in public services for over a decade, I will assume you're either stupid or an NPC until proven otherwise.

Q: I'm british and I'm a nicer person than you
A: Then get deported to a remote island because you're not Brittish if you're nice.

Q: You're ♥♥♥♥ at TF2
A: I play this game only when I'm drunk or sleep deprived. So i probably won't care or remember long enough to warrant a response

Q: You're ♥♥♥♥ at [Insert game here]
A: Please tell me in at least 2 paragraphs as to why in my comments. Then I won't read it and delete it

Personal F.A.Q (Apparantly you need to be an edgelord to have one of these, unfortunately I am not qualified as I am not 12 anymore and also it's 2AM as I am writing this so cut me a break)

Q: Why do you hate weeaboos?
A: I hate most of them,

Q: Which fandom(s) do you hate?
A: All of them, especially the one you love the most

Q: Which fandoms do you like?
A: None of them

Q: Are you a liar
A: Yes I lie on my bed every night

Q:How old are you?
A: I don't know

Q: Sexuality?
A: Kiss my ass

Q: You're an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
A: I'm british, I have a right to be a ♥♥♥♥

Q: Favorite pony
A: Whichever one makes me happiest when I walk out of bet365.

Q: Are you really a guy IRL?
A: Why- [theelephantsconscience.files.wordpress.com]

Q: Hey I added you to tra-
A: Someone didn't read the summary text above :p Also check under you bed tonight

Q: Why all these questions?
A: Boredom and you're the one who's been sad enough to read this far don't blame me at this point

If any of these questions have made you feel uncomfortable into adding me ah well.
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Scam offers: https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=118554077&token=LYRhzOIF
Scampack.tf: http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198078819805
Tf2Scampost: http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/341842
Phising bots: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssC77hapv0g
My account login details [youareanidiot.org]
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