Recent reviews by Dony

Thief's End: Oh, its perfect, like literally perfect.

Don't Starve Together......More like Don't get killed alone, and that is literally what it means. In The Constant, hunger can kill you, but before your hunger hits 0, you can be killed by spiders, hounds, werepigs, pig guardians, mechanical chess pieces, fishmen, tentacles, cactus, bats, bunnymen, snails, mosquitoes, beefalos, treeguards, killer bees just to name a few....Oh do not forget the savage players in PvP servers and CHARLIE

So whats the gameplan??

SIMPLE: bash in a few pighouses, kill a few pigs, make a meat (You know what I mean, else watch Beardo on YT). Grab your meat and start spunking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who try to kill you while kiting and hope for the best

Best Game EVER!!!

TY Insomniac for finally porting this gem to PC. Mouse controls are a bit clunky tho.

My rating 9 OC/10, will be 11/10 once the mouse controls are fixed.

10/10

Too smitten to write a review

I reccomend it to anyone who wants to play a well made game with an amazing story, Stop reading and buy it immediately.
Better than Game of Thrones anyday

Refunded it after pre ordering it....Then decided to go for some WANG!!!

Shadow Warrior 2 GOTY 2016

While Mafia III, The Division, No Man's Lie....err Sky and a lotsa other apparent AAA games ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up royally pissing off the customer base, Devolver brings out a game which is AAA quality in terms of graphics and gameplay with very minimial number of bugs, extremely fun and priced way below the AAA mark.

The game is about Lo Wang (what we get if Deadpool was actually Asian), who is a Class S Assassin with an funny bone. Well 3.7 hrs into the game, the story looks pretty interesting. The gameplay is flawless mostly because of the optimization. The weapons OMG are awesome, especially the Chainsaw katana that came as a pre-order bonus. I haven't tried the co-op yet, So I will update the review after I look into the co-op and other mechanics.

Also a note to other said AAA publishers.......I read this in a fortune cookie in game.... Time flies when you are grabbing nuns.....So stop slacking off and work to satisfy your customers. Learn form Flying Wild Hog and Devolver Digital

Shadow Warrior 2.....Well Its my pick for the Game of the Year 2016.

DIVISION STATS

Warlord_Don

Main Rank : 30
DZ Rank: 76

Weapons:
Primary: Tactical ACR (204)
S1: Midas (182)
S2: M1911 (182)

So before I acquired this game, Ive heard people opinionate about how bad this game is, How it rips off Crysis etc etc etc etc.... All those f*cktards.....Seriously.....this game is like an 80's post appocalyptic movie set inside Jurassic park where the t rexes have a unique ability to shoot lasers from eyes (Maybe cause of the nuking of Canada...u know radioactive ♥♥♥♥ mutates creatures). Anyways, then we have the Terminator (except this time Micheal Beihn plays terminator and Arnold....hope he plays this game) and the baddie from Commando who apparently is the dragonborn of this world (he Drinks Dragon blood and is Uber powerful). Then like most games, we have the person we work for Dr Elizabeth Darling in this case whos a Canadian scientist working under Sloan and a huge videogame addict. So the stage is set......add some neons, lotsa cyber omega force, mutated animals...........and yes the Blood Dragons. The entire game looks like a movie James Cameroon would have taken back in te 80s. U can choose your playstyle too, play stealth like Rambo with jus a bow and arrow, or go Raging Rambo on enemies with the Gattling gun. You can go all John Woo on them with guns and swords, or Blow sh1t up like Micheal Bay. Nerds battling robots is the best thing to watch tho.....u can lend em a hand, or be evil and have fun watchiong them tear each other apart.....Guess what I do? I throw a cyberheart right in between them and wait for the BDs to kill them all ......Gawd Im saddistic

My rating :

8 for the game
1 for the finger
1 for Beihn and
1 for that quote >.>

Rex Colt: Woah Doc, you play videogames?

Dr. Darling: Yes, Rex. Videogames are a proven coping mechanism, like any hobby. They've been shown to improve hand-eye coordination, problem solving, social interaction, and self-confidence. And no studies have managed to to prove a correlation between videogames and violence. Frankly, anyone who thinks games are bad for you is a f*cking idiot.

Rex Colt: Woah there Doc! Easy!

Dr. Darling: No Rex. F*ck stands for: Failing to Understand our Capacity for Kindness. It's an acronym. Though I suppose this isn't a game anymore, is it?


11/10

This game was a gift from my mentor, and she was damn adamant I play it. According to her this was the best FPS singleplayer game ever made, and yea she kept loathing about how incredible its gameplay is. I was like Meh, but now like 3-4 hrs into the game, I jus realized that as always my Mentor is right. This is the best f**kin FPS Singleplayer Ive ever played. I mean being an engineering student, the old technological innovations shown in this game inspires me, but what I like the most about the game is the way its presented. The whole city has a life to it, unlike many games. The combat is awesome, I like the skyhook rides and the guns are soo fun to use. Snipers are sooo much fun in this game, the last time I had this much fun with snipes was in Borderlands. The story is pretty good uptil now and then we have the lovely Elizabeth to help us pick locks and stuff. Its funny how she screams "catch" and there u go, u got 1 silver coin that adds upto some 30-40 coins. The vigours or them powers u use are nice, i jus got 4 of em till now, but I have fun spawning crows, throwing a bolt of lightning etc.....I keep wondering....Who is this guy, Zeus of the World war era?
The AI is pretty good, I found this game easier to play when compared to Borderlands 2 and yea, we have Elizabeth adding that charm like Lilth did in BL2, though Lilith dint always follow us around >.>

My rating....F**k.....how do i phrase this??.....ok... THIS IS THE BEST F**KIN GAME EVER

Thank you Tame, Best gift ever too ^^



V2

I finished the entire game, and it was like the best story Ive ever seen in a game. The last time I was so impressed by the storyline was in Max Payne 3. The story and the the whole city of Columbia jus makes me wanna play this game over and over again and again. The climax is seriously mindf**kin and is something u wont get to see in many games. I recommend this game to everyone.

And as as the rating is concerned......A PERFECT 10/10

Reminds me of something from the Ben Stiller movie: Tropic Thunder

FATTIES : FART 3

Amazing game, and genuinely PLAY 2 WIN
Guncraftting is superb, Also, U can multitask.